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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    welcome to the 420th hunger games,
    kushniss everdank

  2. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    Instead of
    getting their period,girls should just
    get to sleep for 5 days staight every month
    everyone wins

  3. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 12:38am UTC
    My mom thinks I'm the only kid in the world who spends the day wasting time on the internet. Little does she know, all of you exist.

  4. *toxic waste* *toxic waste*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:13am UTC
    Me: Can I have your babies?
    Josh Hutcherson:...What?
    Me: Can I have your autograph?
    Josh Hutcherson: Oh, I thought you said something else
    Me: What'd you think I said?
    Josh Hutcherson: Can I have your babies.
    Me: Hell yeah lets get to it.

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    I don't even have the patience to watch a 6 second vine

  6. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    Me: OMG is that a planet
    Me: why is the planet blinking and moving
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    When I was little I didn't want to get married when I was older
    Because I thought my husband would judge me for sleeping with a baby blanket.

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Imagine this: You're tucking in your son. He gives you a scared look. "Mom/dad, can you check under the bed for monsters?" Of course you do, it's your duty as a parent. He nervously watches as you kneel down to look under the bed. You look under his bed and to your surprise, he's under there. He gives you a scared look. "Mom/dad, somethings on my bed."

  9. karsonblake karsonblake
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Thanksgiving = Family Dysfunction at it's best.

  10. Just_Kill_Me_Now Just_Kill_Me_Now
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 10:10am UTC
    "Wrists are for bracelets, not for cutting." - Kellin Quinn
    "It's always darkest just before the dawn, so stay
    awake with me, let's prove them wrong." - Rise Against
    "They say that love is forever.
    Your forever is all that I need." - Sleeping With Sirens
    "She's just a beautiful girl with the weight of the
    world on her shoulders." - Asking Alexandria
    "What's so good about picking up the pieces?" - Pierce the Veil
    "But in the darkest times, you find out
    what you're made of." - For All Those Sleeping

  11. sm0sh sm0sh
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    anthony: "i love curly fries"
    ian: "you love things that arent straight"
    anthony: "is that why im friends with you?"

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    can bob the builder fix my grades?

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Once I scraped my knee in 3rd grade
    and a weird girl who was obsessed with
    horses was like “hold on” then she started
    crying and dropped tears on my knee
    then she was like “Pegasus tears
    heal wounds”

  14. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Accidentally forgetting your headphones at home is like accidentally leaving your first-born child at the gates of hell.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    me: *writes the title of my paper*
    me: *rewards myself with an hour of internet*

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    *flirts with tree* so did you grow here your whole life

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    if you listen closely you can hear every white girl in a 5 mike radius drawing on cat whiskers

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    *shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence*

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    Does anyone else see
    certain times every day?? Like I see 9:11, 12:34, and 12:54 nearly every day?? What the heck

  20. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    Boy in my class: Hey, nice name.
    Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

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