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  1. bone bone
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 12:55pm EST
    The way a book smells when you thumb through it. The way quiet winter air makes you feel like no one else exists. The smell of the woods after a thunderstorm. That split second before your chair tips back. The feeling right before you cry. These things, I live for.

  2. bone bone
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 9:38pm EST
    one of the best things in life
    the Birthday Cats
    that's all
    good night, guys

  3. bone bone
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 10:54am EST
    Do you have those people at school that when you see them in the courtyard or something or pass them in the hallway you make an ugly face at them and they make it back at you and that's just how you say hi when you're not close enough to actually say hi

  4. bone bone
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    October 27, 2013 7:43pm EDT
    person| *says something confusing*
    me|
    me| "Was that supposed to make sense?"
    me in math class| "Is this supposed to make sense?"
    me at my first job as a cashier| "Am I supposed to make cents?"

  5. bone bone
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    October 26, 2013 11:33am EDT
    You’re not the breath I breathe, just the sweet scent that I enjoy.
    You’re not the sights I see, just the most beautiful of them. You’re
    not the water I drink, just the flavor that makes it taste so good.
    You’re not the ground I walk on, just the partner I sometimes
    lean on. You’re not the blood in my veins, just what makes it burn
    so sweetly. You’re not my life, just the one I want to spend it with.
    You’re not my world, just the best thing in it.

  6. bone bone
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    October 26, 2013 10:29am EDT
    "...because if I say it, I'm gonna mean it. And I don't want to if I don't think you do."

  7. bone bone
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    October 26, 2013 10:24am EDT
    Me| "So, what's the verdict?"
    Me| "Why did I say that?"
    Me| "That was so lame."
    Person| "Anyway, um-"
    Me| "My mom says that!"

  8. bone bone
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    October 25, 2013 11:47am EDT
    him| "Why fix it if its not broken?"
    me| "Why leave it be when you could make it better?"

  9. bone bone
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 7:31pm EDT
    I will not be a good
    driver. I swear I'm going
    to see a cute guy and like
    flip the car.

  10. bone bone
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:34pm EDT
    And every day it feels like it's worse.
    Not because it is, only because it's been
    going on for longer.

  11. bone bone
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    September 9, 2013 10:17pm EDT
    now let me just get one thing straight I'm not socially akward okay? I just don't like people

  12. bone bone
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    September 9, 2013 10:15pm EDT
    "You're such a kid!"
    "You're such an adult!"

  13. bone bone
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    September 9, 2013 10:12pm EDT
    person| *calls me immature*
    me |*calls person a meanie*
    or even sometimes...
    me|*calles them immature-er*

  14. bone bone
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    September 9, 2013 10:06pm EDT
    I was put on this earth to accomplish a
    number of things.
    Right now, I'm so far behind, I'll never die.

  15. bone bone
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    September 9, 2013 10:00pm EDT
    When you're writing something and then you change your mind so you erase a word and then you change your mind again so you write that same word again where you erased it.

  16. bone bone
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    September 9, 2013 9:57pm EDT
    And I'm afraid of not being afraid anymore.
    Just afraid I'm going to want to.

  17. bone bone
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    September 9, 2013 9:50pm EDT
    Person|"I like your shoes."
    Me|"Yea, I like them, too."
    Person|"You know, the correct response would be "Thank you.' "
    Me|"Oh, you're welcome."

  18. bone bone
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    September 9, 2013 9:47pm EDT
    me| "Mommy I need concert clothes."
    me|*gestures to shirts in closet*
    me|"This will not do."

  19. bone bone
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 4:29pm EDT
    what I'm thinking about saying to my mom about a concert i want to go to:
    "You know that band that I love?"
    and she would be like "which one?"
    and i would give her hints and somehow get her to say All Time Low then be like
    "yeeeeaaaaaa And you know that day this year? october 24th?"
    "yeah..." she'd say
    and you know that thing, (and here I would explain a concert and say i forget what it was called)"
    she'd be like "a concert?"
    and then "yes. I'll just leave you with that"
    So, you think it'll work?

  20. bone bone
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:46am EDT
    THE SPOON
    Some days I think I need nothing
    more in life than a spoon.
    With a spoon I can eat oatmeal
    Or take the medicine doctors prescribe
    I can swat a fly sleeping on the sill
    or pound the table to get attention.
    I can point accusingly at God
    or stab the empty air repeatedly.
    Looking into the spoon’s mirror,
    I can study my face in its shiny bowl,
    or cover one eye to make half the world
    disappear. With a spoon
    I can dig a tunnel to freedom
    spoonful by spoonful of dirt,
    or waste life catching moonlight
    and flinging it into the blackest night.
    -- Richard Jones

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