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  1. whatever145 whatever145
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Out of the water and into the
    sand, is where you captured me and took my hand.

  2. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.

  3. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    dont ask me why im crying if you see me tearing up
    because there is a 350% guarantee that i will actually start crying
    really really hard

  4. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    “And kid, you’ve got to love yourself.
    You’ve got wake up at four in the
    morning, brew black coffee, and stare
    at the birds drowning in the darkness
    of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to
    the man at the train station who’s
    reading your favorite book and start a
    conversation. You’ve got to come home
    after a bad day and burn your skin from
    a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all
    your sheets until they smell of lemon
    detergent you bought for four dollars
    at the local grocery store. You’ve got to
    stop taking everything so god damn personally.
    You are not the moon kissing the black sky.
    You’ve got to compliment someones crooked
    brows at an art fair and tell them that their
    eyes remind you of green swimming pools in
    mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself
    get upset about things that won’t matter in
    two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings
    and wake yourself up early on Sunday.
    You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re
    going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to
    stop over thinking why he stopped caring about
    you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking
    everyone for their opinions. F*ck it. Love yourself,
    kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.”

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    “you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
    well yeah
    everyone was talking about it
    I got curious
    I watched it and
    I liked it
    how is that a bad thing

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

  7. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Dad: *gets into car*
    Me: * violently shakes door handle until dad unlocks car*

  8. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:01am UTC
    "And I'll be here by the ocean
    Just waiting for proof
    That there's sunsets and silhouette dreams,
    All my sandcastles fall like the ashes of cigarettes
    And every wave drags to sea "
    format by sufflesxoxo_O DO NOT REMOVE

  9. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    When I was little I had a lot of trouble spelling Santa. So I wrote a Christmas letter which I had to give to my teacher. I actually misspelt Santa and wrote Satan.
    My first line was :
    Dear Satan;
    I love you

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    there’s a me in lame for a reason

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Please don’t get tired of me.
    It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    "honey, i’m pregnant."
    “hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

  15. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Overprotective Parents
    Raise the best
    Liars.

  16. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    What Would You Do
    If I Left Witty?
    (Put your cursor over this quote)

  17. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    Hold your
    mouse over
    this quote
    format by fake_a_smile

  18. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Can I Just Take A Moment
    And Fangirl Over The Fact I Am Being Followed By The Most Epic Person Ever?

  19. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead
    are u kidding me

  20. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    the problem with ending an argument is that the other person thinks you stopped arguing because you ran out of things to say but actually its because the other person is too stupid to understand

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