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bluesparkles

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Member Since: 21 Nov 2011 09:53pm

Last Seen: 28 Oct 2012 01:21pm

user id: 241453

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  1. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 1:51am UTC
    Sitting there like an awkward immigrant while people are singing you happy birthday.

  2. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:13am UTC
    *sees crush is in relationship* "Ouch..."
    :D

  3. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:02am UTC
    ''Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now,
    there's almost not enough
    to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent.''

  4. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:53am UTC
    Get over him, he's not worth it, here are your steps to success.
    1. Cry a river.
    2. Build a bridge, AND
    3. GET OVER IT!!!

  5. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    We are a family, EXCEPT unlike most families, we actually like eachother!

  6. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Just Remember! A true friend is someone who thinks your a good egg, even when your slightly cracked!

  7. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Commercial: Everybody say cheese it's funner.
    Me: Are you kidding me?
    Me: FUNNER IS NOT A WORD!

  8. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I have an idea....All wittians should wear a blue bracelet on their left hand to show they have a witty.

  9. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    If it's not broken, break it.

  10. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    I have a life....I just choose to spend it on here.

  11. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Just saw this on rage comics...
    *me listening to ipod in class like a boss*
    Teacher: Derp where is your homework assignment
    Me: Oh, written in the stars
    Teacher: Where?
    Me: A million miles away...
    Teacher: I will call your parents
    Me: A message to the main, Ohhh
    Teacher: I will give you summerschool!!!
    Me: Seasons come and go
    Teacher: I think you need a SERIOUS attitude adjustment Derp!!!
    Me: But I will never change...
    Teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE NOW
    Me: I'm On My Way!

  12. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Sometimes I just need a break, and when I do, I come here♥

  13. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Person: Are you athletic?
    Me: Yes
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I surf...
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: The internet...

  14. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:34am UTC
    Dear Haters of One Direction,
    Yeah us Directioners see your hate quotes. But is that going to stop us from liking them? Yeah you say all they do is 'act' like they love their fans. Hate to break it to you but they LOVE us. All of the hate needs to go away. Do you think that your opinion about them won't affect us? WRONG. You are hating on our boys. And when you hate on them, well we want to prove you wrong. Lets just see how many people care about whats being said about them. Repost this as your quote and sign your name at the bottom. Please, I don't want to be the only one on here who cares. i had to stick up for my boys:P
    OneDirectiiion
    drama_mama_100
    OneDirectionBabey
    Amanda721
    italiangirl3
    1dforever46
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    NiallHoransGF
    Browneyelover
    Blairisepic
    MissTomlinson
    onedirection143
    Julidanika
    BieberSwaggg
    OneDirectionQuotes
    AK_aak_101
    Rachel_smiles211
    Amzybabe98
    Bluesparkles

  15. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:30am UTC
    I exercise, getting up counts as one crunch.

  16. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Sleeping burns 400 calories, therefore, when I sleep, I'm exercising!

  17. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:26am UTC
    Waxing your eyebrows=worse than stepping on a lego!
    All mine♥

  18. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 4:33am UTC
    Yea, I have my gothic/emo side. Sure I listen to weird music, or talk to weird people (though I still love them♥). So what if I have the strangest photo's on my Ipod/phone. What does it matter that I'd rather read or write than talk to people. Can't handle it? See if I give a fawk ;3

  19. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 4:08am UTC
    That awkward moment when ur laying down and you drop your phone right on, and smacks you in the face, you look around to see if anyone saw O.o

  20. bluesparkles bluesparkles
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    S3XY AND I KNOW IT BUT TO LAZY TO SHOW IT

:)

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