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Hi Stalker! In case you haven't noticed, I'm passing that 1D obsession phase. No biggie. :P I blow out my candles on the 23rd of every September, and I strive high, just in case you're wondering. The name's Shahad, and I have a strange passion for weirdom... So I've decided that this summer I'm not going to let any summer romances, friend drama, or faker's get in the way of my fun. I'm going to party a little harder, stay out a little longer, grow a little darker, sleep a little later, and wake up whenever I please. And by then, a new day will have begun to add to my great rollercoaster I like to call LIFE. So as you can clearly tell, my limit's the sky. Because strangers think I'm shy, friends think I'm nice, but only my true friends know I'm completely INSANE. <3 So enjoy the quotes, and if you see something you don't like, keep it to yourself...because honestly, this is my life and I really don't give a sh!t. Byee!! <3

baby, you light up my world like nobody else♥

1. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2012 7:55am UTC
   Yesterday, I had a dream I was with him And for that one night,
   Everything was perfect.
   ♥
   
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2. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   I was just wondering: Did it hurt?
   ...
   You know; when you fell.
   From heaven I mean.
   Because with a face like that, you must be an angel...
   
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3. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 11:05am UTC
   Imagine, One Direction, all singing in their accents.
   ♥
   ___ ___ ____
   format by ponypigtialgirl
   
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4. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 9:34am UTC
   Unheard....
   unseen...
   forgotten completely
   
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5. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 12:13pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   Guys who #2
   Hear us out.
   It makes us feel good to know you care.
   
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7. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 8:58am UTC
   Guys who #1
   Hold our hands.
   We love the feeling of being wanted.
   
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8. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 9:51am UTC
   We live in a world of black and white,
   where people don't seem to understand that, together,
   they make grey
   
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9. bluemonkey
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 10:01am UTC
   Watching you suffer is like allowing salt to be poured onto my cuts....
   
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10. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Child abuse...
    I've witnessed it...
    a friend of mine has lived with it.....
    and her sister has DIED from it....
    You're not alone Mai....
    
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11. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    17-year-old sister:How do you spell orange?
    Friend:O-R-A-N-G-E
    17-year-old sister:NOT THE FRUITTT! THE COLORR!
    She was serious.....
    
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12. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    HOW THE HELL DO I PERSONALIZE MY PROFILLEEEE!!!!!?????!!!!!?????
    
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13. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 10:13am UTC
    Failing an exam....and telling your mom it was the school's fault....not yours.....
    
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14. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 11:14am UTC
    This is for the girl that has been killing herself to get a top quote on witty....well, she passed away, so lets make her dreams come true....This is for you Avril!
    
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15. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    Fave if you find chickens just plain EPIC....
    
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16. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Trying to push me down is like a child's squirt on a granite wall...
    
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17. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:31pm UTC
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18. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    My graduation speech....
    I would like to thank GOOGLE, WIKIPEDIA and the guy who created COPY & PASTE...
    
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19. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:27am UTC
    If you fail, destroy all evidence of ever trying
    
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20. bluemonkey
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:26am UTC
    Theres love, then there reality
    Theres you, then there sanity
    
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