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  1. xoiloveyoux33 xoiloveyoux33
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    Orange face
    Stuffed Bra,
    Hooker Make-Up....
    well aren't you gorgeous...

  2. KawaiiBaii KawaiiBaii
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    If you get sexted by someone you don't like.
    Does that mean you just got molexted?
    format & quote credit to FreakyiiZ

  3. EpicZombie EpicZombie
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:36pm UTC
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  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    I wonder how many
    people
    Have a picture of themselves with me randomly in the background.

  5. lyysssx0 lyysssx0
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Witty girls, I need a favor.
    my best friend's dad is in the hospital right now.
    in general, he's a pretty sick guy.
    he's had cancer 4 times.
    he has a lot of health issues that are really hard to manage.
    Right now; he's really sick.
    They're running a ton of different tests to see what's wrong.
    My best friend, (volleyballxgirlxx918 on witty) is so worried that something is seriously wrong.
    Can I get some faves to show her people care and are praying for her dad?
    Thanks.
    [♥][♥][♥]
    nmf

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:07pm UTC
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  7. xoiloveyoux33 xoiloveyoux33
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    I've always wondered why it's called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?
    -----------♥-----------

  8. Ihatelove Ihatelove
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 3:56pm UTC
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  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    I wish
    I had a cute boy neighbor that was my age.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    I wish
    I lived in Disney World.

  11. lapepe lapepe
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    I have watched:
    CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Lie To Me, Criminal Minds and Unusual Suspects.
    I can kill you 18 ways with a paperclip & not leave forensic evidence.
    Facebook

  12. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    I'm not lazy,
    I'm on energy saving mode.

  13. spencer21 spencer21
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Those moments;
    when its three o'clock in the morning and you're having a sleepover;
    and every single thing someone says, everyone can't stop
    crackin' up. ♥

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:06pm UTC
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  15. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    So i'm invisible to you now?
    That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Do you ever have the moments
    where you just CAN'T stop laughing ?

  17. Alliebabiiee Alliebabiiee
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    Dear Mom who just learned what "lol" means,
    Roflmfao
    Sincerely,
    Good luck with that one.
    ~Credit to Dearblankpleaseblank.com

  18. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT..
    if my mom says it's ok...

  19. dom12 dom12
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    If he only knew
    how much i
    love
    him
    -------------------------
    nmf

  20. shmobillionaires1 shmobillionaires1
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    I'd probably get alot more sleep if...
    I didn't have my phone in my room.
    -nmf

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