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  1. CookieMonsta CookieMonsta
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    My Granpa had a friend , he always wanted to live till' 100..he smoked and drinked.. He always used to ask "How do you live that long when you smoke and drink?". He would reply with a "Im not sure." It was his birthday , is 100th birthday. They were planning a huge party , my granpa's friend told his son "Im going to go rest." So he went to go to sleep. He smiled and crossed his arms. He smiled.
    And
    Then his son came over to check on him
    And he died with a smile.
    (True story)


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  4. marylouRockin marylouRockin
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 2:45am UTC
    Sooner ot later,
    everything would be taken away from me.

  5. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Willow Smith is 11 years old, already has her tongue pierced, half her head shaved, and said she's bisexual.
    Someone needs to go visit their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

  6. beckyanne1995 beckyanne1995
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    I set fire,
    to Seneca Crane,
    Watched his beard burn,
    as he extinguished his face.
    nmf
    My quote

  7. talkactivegirly125 talkactivegirly125
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    if you have 35+.. you're spoiled
    [ ] own car
    [x ] cell phone
    [ ] own phone line
    [x ] bf/gf
    [] own bathroom
    [x] own room
    [x ] 2 or more story house
    [x ] built-in pool
    [ ]guest house
    [ ] game room
    [] tv in your room
    [x ] Double Bed
    [x ] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [x] 10+ things from a designer store
    [x] good grades
    [ ] Dior sunglasses
    [ ] louis vuitton purse
    [x] iPod
    [x] XBOX
    [] PS2
    [x] mp3 player
    Total so far: 12
    [ ] Mercedes Benz
    [ ]BMW
    [ ] basketball hoop
    [ ] air hockey table
    [ ] pool table
    [ ] ping pong table
    [ ] trampoline
    [ ] live ON a lake or pond
    [ ] own a pair of skiis
    [ ] own a snowboard
    [ ] has a boat
    [ ] has a jet ski
    [ ] has a beach house/ cabin
    Total so far: 12
    [] only child
    [x] stereo system in bedroom(I Have one in the living room)
    [] DVD player in bedroom
    [x] 100+ dvd's
    [x ]gets $50+ for allowance each month
    [x] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [x] shops at abercrombie
    [ ] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    [ x] makeup
    [x] cologne/perfume
    [x] AIM
    [] MSN
    []Yahoo
    [x]5+ trophies (medals)
    [x ]own digital camera
    [x]walk-in closet
    Total so far: 23
    [ ] electric scooter
    [ ] dirt bike
    [] 4X4 truck
    [x ] guitar/drums
    [ ] hammock
    [ ] been on a cruise
    [] traveled out of the country
    [x ] weight set/ workout set in house
    [ ] personal fit trainer
    [a few pieces] expensive jewerly
    [] met a celeb
    [x] straightener/ curling iron
    [x] gets hair done/nails/spas
    [ ] on/was on a Varsity team for the school
    [ ] own batting cage
    [] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [x] own savings account
    [x]1+ BEST friends
    [ ] been to the carribean
    [ ] been to europe.
    [ ] been to hawaii
    [] been to NY
    Total so far: 30
    [ ] shopped in seattle
    [ ] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [ ] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [ ] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [x ] lives on a private property
    [ ] license
    [x] moved 3+ times
    [ ]sports car
    [ ] hot tub
    [x ] pet(s)
    [x ] ranch
    [x ] verizon
    [ ] cingular
    [ ]Sprint
    [] virgin mobile / other
    [x] been to 5+ states in the US.
    Total so far: 36
    [ ] 100+ buddies on messenger
    [x] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [] eat-out almost everyday
    [ x] been in a limo
    [] own camcorder
    [x] own laptop
    [] own desktop
    Total so far: 40
    Overall total: 40
    You spoiled?
    [x] yes
    [] no

  8. talkactivegirly125 talkactivegirly125
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    I typed okay, as I cried.

  9. Pia Pia
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 6:07am UTC
    Bored anyone wanna talk?


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  11. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    It makes me sad to see people delete quotes that are years old. It's like you are deleting pages out of Witty's history. Don't be ashamed of your old quotes. It's ok that people didn't fave them because the quotes meant something to you when you wrote them.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:18am UTC
    these wounds won't seem to heal,
    this pain is just too real,
    there's just too much that time can not erase .

  13. blue_bubbles1 blue_bubbles1
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:21am UTC
    SomeT i mes i T's
    (( B E T T E R T O B E a l o n e. N O O N E C A N ♥ ))
    Hur T You THen


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Hey I just met you. & this is crazy, but
    I'm standing up because I'm the real Slim Shady.

  16. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:44am UTC
    i don't have a bestfriend.
    i have sisters.

  17. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    She cries but nobody knows.
    She scream but nobody hears.
    She's lost but noone cares.

  18. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    We're not perfect. Any of us.
    We make mistakes, we screw up but then we forgive and move forward.
    -The last song.


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  20. mariam_angel mariam_angel
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    I love it when guys fight its so cute!

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