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  1. Rachieex0x7 Rachieex0x7
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 4:11pm UTC
    Don'tyouhateitwhen...
    Someone asks "Are you wearing eyeliner?"
    it's like:
    no,hun. i'm half-racoon and was born with these black lines around my eyes
    mine.keep/delete?

  2. woaahhalyssaa woaahhalyssaa
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    Zeus_*
    Roman God of the sky.
    He had over 30 children.
    He cheated on his wife
    many times. and she
    still stayed with him.
    Why?
    please dont correct me,
    if my facts are wrong.
    I'm just boreeeeed :P

  3. woaahhalyssaa woaahhalyssaa
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 9:59pm UTC
    Artemis
    A roman goddess.
    She never wanted to
    grow up. She never
    wanted children. She
    never wanted love.
    She wanted to stay
    young forever.
    Damn, she was smart.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 1:18am UTC
    WHAT'S WORSE ?
    k n o w i n g h e l o v e s h e r n o w // o r k n o w i n g h e s t i l l l o v e s y o u < / 3

  6. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    It’s like I’m singing ----->karaoke,
    &+ I forgot the s-e-c-o-n-d verse.
    But I can ( make up ) my own words*

  7. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 4:13pm UTC
    Help me remember the way that
    *__________i t u s e d t o b e.
    when ( nothing ) else mattered 'cause
    you were loving me ♥

  8. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 4:18pm UTC
    so here's to ----->e v e r y t h i n g
    coming down to n o t h i n g <-----

  9. blueXoXeyes127 blueXoXeyes127
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2009 7:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 4:30pm UTC
    Class is dead, darling;
    it died with the dinosaurs.
    It traded its pearls & white wine
    for a MySpace & Corona.
    Welcome to the 21st century;
    Would you like fries with that?

  11. IveGotThisGuitar_And_iLearnedHowtoMakeitTalk IveGotThisGuitar_And_iLearnedHowtoMakeitTalk
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 4:33pm UTC
    540,000
    in the english language
    {not including slang and medical terms)
    >>20% are no longer in use<<
    540,000 words
    and it only took ((one))
    to [x] break [x] me [x] down [x]
    [goodbye]

  12. NightAngel NightAngel
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 7:02am UTC
    *Her life is shatterd*
    With { d r a m a } wherever she goes.
    (_.·´¯`·×» She has the hardest time
    Faking that beautiful smile
    *When she wants to cry*

  13. kayyluhh_xoxo kayyluhh_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 4:13pm UTC
    ???????
    does anyone else
    find it completely
    attractive
    when a guy looks
    good in sweatpants
    ???????

  14. _StopThisBeatIsKillingMe _StopThisBeatIsKillingMe
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 6:27am UTC
    he s.e.e.s when your sleeping ,
    he knows when your awake.
    he knows if you been with some wolfs , ____ so be good for goodness sake
    oh , you better ----------------------------------------------------> watch out.
    you better not bleed ,
    you better not cuddle with him or you will really , really freeze....
    edward cullen
    is coming through your window!
    - dont jock. mine.
    TEAM JACOB FTW

  15. MrsCullenxoxo MrsCullenxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 1:36pm UTC
    BackSpace

    I Wish this could work in real life

  16. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 3:13pm UTC
    && In my
    e n t i r e witty
    [[experience]] I've l.e.a.r.n.e.d.
    that q u o t e s only get [(Favorites)]
    ---->when they
    (Look Like)
    [[This]]

  17. fastpitchislove fastpitchislove
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 4:46pm UTC
    Ha, you silly girls.
    unlike you, I don't rush to my phone everytime it lights up.
    I set a personal ringer, so I know when it's him. <3


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. __exceptforone __exceptforone
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 9:12pm UTC
    sheguardsthegate
    but she has lost the key.
    -------------> so no one enters
    &no one leaves. <-------------

  20. __exceptforone __exceptforone
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    there i was lying in bed,
    wondering if he had > already fallen asleep <. maybe he
    was watching tv. . . .or texting his brains out. i wondered if
    he was outside taking his dog for a walk, or eating desert.
    i wondered if he was reading a book ///maybe even doing
    his homework. but the thing i w o n d e r e d the most was,
    if he was thinking about me too.

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