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  1. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    Teacher: you got 0
    Student: Why?
    Teacher: I asked for an essay with 1000 words and you passed a picture.
    Student: But a picture is worth a thousand words.

  2. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 2:12am UTC
    Fave if you would like a Music Family.

  3. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 2:09am UTC
    Fave if you are not allowed to have a boyfriend now. :)

  4. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 9:52am UTC
    We are all Born Superstars.

  5. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 3:29am UTC
    [♥] If you love witty
    One girl didn't and she doesn't love witty :(

  6. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Sometimes I feel more happy here on Witty than on Tumblr
    because no one gets left behind here and every quote here is read even though you are not followed. Even though your quote is corny... Still, a person still appreciates you. Even one.

  7. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 2:09am UTC
    HAHA.
    Love + Ship = Titanic
    Dinosaur + Forest = Jurasic Park
    Arnold + Gun = Terminator
    You + Your badassness = The Mummy Returns

  8. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 1:56am UTC
    "No one in the world is rich enough to buy his [childhood] back.
    However... [Friendship] help recreate those moments from time to time at no cost."

  9. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 12:15am UTC
    sometimes the best way is to not care.

  10. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    A blind boy
    Sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.
    A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
    Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?"
    The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way."
    What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it."

  11. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    I want a little Magic in my life.

  12. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    STORY OF MY LIFE.

  13. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    Every 11:11 I wish for happiness.
    Because happiness includes love, peace and friendship. All in one :)

  14. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    asdfghjkl;'
    I MISS YOU.

  15. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    K n o w i n g _a_ secret b y _S n e a k i n g,
    f e e l i n g_l i k e _a_ spy.

  16. blowsparks blowsparks
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 2:52am UTC
    I'LL JUST WAIT FOR YOU HERE.
    ('.')
    _/|: :|\_
    []"<,<,""[]
    Y e t _i t _h u r t s_ k n o w i n g_y o u_m i g h t_ n o t_ c o m e.

:)

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