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blondieeex3

1. blondieeex3
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   November 26, 2012 8:43pm UTC
   I see humans, but no humanity.
   
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2. blondieeex3
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   November 10, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   Periods are like dementors
   They make you feel as if all the happiness is gone from the world, and the cure is chocolate.
   
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3. blondieeex3
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   November 9, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   GINNY WEASLEY
   Giving hope to fangirls since 1991
   
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4. blondieeex3
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   November 9, 2012 8:34pm UTC
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5. blondieeex3
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   November 9, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   I'm sick and tired of Idiots saying YOLO.
   We get it, you don't have horcruxes.
   
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6. blondieeex3
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   November 8, 2012 1:10pm UTC
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7. blondieeex3
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   October 30, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   Just bought coffee
   #ExpressoPatronum
   
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8. blondieeex3
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   October 26, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   Friend 1: I'm going to the mall tonight!
   Friend 2: I'm going to a party tonight!
   Friend 3: I'm going to the movies tonight!
   Me: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.
   
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9. blondieeex3
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   September 22, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   The Toast & The Knife
   Random observation:
   The knife, while a far superior tool for spreading jam onto toast, is entirely horrendous at actually getting the jam out of the jar. It always falls onto one side and back into the jar, or falls mid transit from said jar to said toast. Its smaller size and surface area also makes repeated trips from toast to jar and back necessary, thereby increasing the likelihood of spilled jam during the round trip. Why knife, why?
   nmq-TylerKnott
   
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10. blondieeex3
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    September 3, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    50 shades of Pink
    starring Dolores Jane Umbridge
    
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11. blondieeex3
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    September 1, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Later muggles, I'm off to Hogwarts
    
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12. blondieeex3
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    August 31, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Gabby Douglas's last name rearranged is "USA GOLD"
    you know who else had a rearranged name?
    LORD VOLDEMORT.
    I'm onto you, Gabby.
    
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13. blondieeex3
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    August 29, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    R.I.P Neil Armstrong,
    The first man to walk on Lupin's boggart.
    
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14. blondieeex3
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    August 29, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Summer's over.
    where's my Time-Turner?
    
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15. blondieeex3
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    August 29, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I refuse to go to school tomorrow.
    The Hogwarts Express doesn't leave until September 1st.
    
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16. blondieeex3
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    August 21, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits untill the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.
    Despite his flaws, he really cares about Harry's education.
    
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17. blondieeex3
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    August 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    The Ravenclaw girl you called odd?
    Her mom died right in front of her when she was 9.
    The Potions teacher you just attacked?
    He's been abused by the husband of the love of his life.
    The boy with the lightening shaped scar?
    For 11 years, he's lived in a cupboard under some stairs.
    The Slytherin you just made fun of for crying?
    He had to kill his Headmaster to make his parents proud.
    Repost if
    you're against bullying
    
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18. blondieeex3
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    August 14, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    You're so ugly,
    even the Whomping Willow wouldn't hit that.
    
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19. blondieeex3
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    August 14, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    We defended the Stone
    We found the Chamber
    We freed the Prisoner
    We were chosen by the Goblet
    We fought alongside the Order
    We learned from the Prince
    We mastered the Hallows
    We are the Harry Potter Generation.
    
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20. blondieeex3
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    August 14, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Katniss Everdeen: I'm the girl on fire.
    Seamus Finnigan: Well hello.
    nmq/nmf.tumblr
    
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