I have this one teacher that gets so annoyed when people say "no pun intended" when they obviously meant for there to be a pun. So now he randomly says "no pun intended" when there wasn't actually a pun and confuses everyone. This is why he's my favorite teacher.
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close… not even a little bit…not even at all." -10thingsihateaboutyou-
HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT AM I? Let us count the ways. 1) Casually stalking crush's twitter 2) Not even following crush so even creepier 3) Accidently favoriting crush's tweet from 3 months ago 4) Quickly unfaving and now contemplating deleting twitter 5) Contemplating changing name and moving to England 6) Crying on the floor in a fetal position, jk sobbing 7) Text best friend to say you are going to die in a hole 8) Think about how awkward german class is going to be 9) Especially because you sit right across from him
I lost my best friend over a guy at the beginning of summer after 8th grade. Let me just point out that the guy was my 'boyfriend'. Well technically I don't really consider him my boyfriend because all we ever did was text. Also I wasn't really allowed to have a boyfriend. Anyway, he decided he liked my 'friend' better and so he dumped me like a week after my birthday All because my 'friend' asked him to, she was even at my house when it happened. Then he started dating with my 'friend' like 2 days later. I moved away at the end of the summer. This summer 2 years later my 'friend' and I were on talking terms. We were even gonna hang out when I visited. Then she ditched me, for a f/cking guy. I am so done with her.
So today children I will share with you my funny story about The Hunger Games Once upon a time I had just finished reading a book and the next book didn't come out for a very long time. So I went to my dear older sister for help. I asked her for a book to read because she technically has a library in her room, or at least three celing-to-floor bookcases that are overflowing. She reccomended to me, The Hunger Games, but she didn't really tell me what it was about. She told me that it was in the basement. So I went down there and was looking around and I couldn't find any books with the title The Hunger Games, but I did find a book with a piece of cake on the front, so I figured that must be it. A few hours later, I was just sitting reading the book with cake on the cover and lemme just say that it was a really weird book and I was wondering why my sister would reccomend it to me. But then my sister came over to me and said, "Becca, why haven't you started reading the hunger games?" I just looked at her weird and said, "I'm reading it right now Liz," and pointed to the book I was reading.She started laughing and said, " That is not The Hunger Games, that book is not appropriate for you. Stop reading and go downstairs and get the real Hunger Games book. You silly goose, how did you not realize I would never reccomend that book to you?" I said,"Well I was thinking about never asking you for book advice again, this book is really strange." So that my dear children is how I almost didn't read The Hunger Game, and almost read a strange book about cake.