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  1. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    You say you want to die...
    but in reality, you just want to be saved. </3

  2. xo_SmileyAmorr_xo xo_SmileyAmorr_xo
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    I hate
    The fact that i spend time making a quote
    and i only get a few faves
    But then,
    some other chick gets a top quote.....
    with the quote I made

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  4. Lestiee Lestiee
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:31am UTC
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  5. zoe1416 zoe1416
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:03am UTC
    When I say I don't like something about myself, I say that because I mean it. I'm not looking for compliments.


  6. onE_wisH onE_wisH
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    What's on your mind?
    Is it just me? Or did facebook crash for you too! ?

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  8. Pillows Pillows
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    HS Sweethearts chapter two
    Today was the first day!! Eeek. Kinda nervous. I picked out a purple shirt along with some white jeans. Alex, I mean Lexi was still asleep, so I decided to wake him up... no, not by shaking him, by pouring cold water on him. I went over to the bathroom, and filled the cup with ice cold water. I smiled deviously and tiptoed over to Lexi.
    Fast and quick, I tipped over the cup and watched as his shirt get wetter and wetter with water.
    "What the hell, Chris!!" Alex yelled.
    "Well sorry Lexi, it's out first day here. Get up now!" I said.
    Lexi smirked and said,"You're gonna pay for that you know."
    I nodded casually and slipped on my shoes to get to breakfast. I opened the door and started walked over to the breakfast room. Squish squish squish. I kept on hearing that noise with each step I took... Each step I took.. OMG. I took off my shoes only to find red ketchup stains there. I stormed back to the room and glared at Alex, who by the way, was laughing. Hard.
    "Alex!! Seriously?! That was WAY worse than pouring water on you. And anyway, when did you fill my shoes with ketchup?" I asked.
    "Yesterday. I got bored, so I decided to pull a prank on you." he said nonchalantly.
    "Oh, it's on." I said and glared at him.
    *I'm going to boarding camp for one week so I won't be able to post anymore until sometime in august, sorry!

  9. Pillows Pillows
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    HS Sweethearts chapter 3
    I sauntered over to class still thinking about what I should do as my next prank.
    1) Mess up his side of the room
    2) Scream and pound of the door past lights out
    I went with choice two.
    After all my classes were finished, I got ready for my next prank. Alex was fast asleep in his bed, so I tiptoed out the door and closed it behind me. I took a deep breath, screamed my heart out, and pounded on the door with all my might. I heard Lexi do a girl scream and hide under his covers. I opened the door and laughed hysterically.
    "Chris!! You woke me up!" he said.
    "That's for putting ketchup in my shoes," I said.
    "Ugh, fine. Well, since we're both up, do you want to watch a movie together? I rented it and havn't had a chance to watch it yet," he said.
    "Which movie?" I asked.
    "The Grudge," he replied. I literally jumped. I've heard that movie was super scary and I was a little hesitant on replying.
    "Uhh.. sure.." I said shakily.
    I hopped onto his bed while he was inserting the DVD into his computer.
    The movie was even scarier than I imagined and I shrieked a few times. Each time he would kiss the top of my head and tell me that I was safe. Of course, I didn't make it through the movie. I ended up falling asleep right next to him.

  10. Pillows Pillows
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    HS Sweethearts chapter 4
    I woke up to Alex gently shaking me. I rolled over and asked, "What do you want?"
    "There's going to be a party tonight. Wanna come with me?" he asked.
    "Sure. What time?" I asked.
    "It's at 7:00. I'll drive you, okay?" he said.
    I picked out my clothes for today and got changed in the closet. I wore something extra casual today because it was a weekend. Then, we headed out to breakfast together.
    As we were forking down our eggs and chugging down our orange juice, I started to notice how cute Alex looked. I was lucky to have him as my roommate..
    Before the party, I changed into a plain red t-shirt with some skinny jeans and a star necklace that went with these cute bracelets.
    I hopped into Alex's car and we drove off to the party. Today, I really needed a break from all this homework and school. I stepped in, and there were a from drunk guys.. not good.
    I went over to the counter and grabbed a cup of water. Hopefully nobody spiked it. After taking a few sips, I felt someone's hand around my waist. I turned to my horror and saw a drunk dude. Of course, he was trying to take me upstairs to the bedrooms. God I should've never came to this party.
    I unsuccessfully tried to free myself, but I was too weak. We got up to the bedroom and he started making out with me. Help me!!! The guy slid his hands up my shirt and took it off. He was too strong to fight, so I closed my ears in fear and tried to pretend that this was all just a nightmare. The man unhooked my bra and started to take off my jeans. That's when I started to hyperventilate. Someone come save me already!!!
    God must have heard my prayer and someone opened the door. Alex.
    He saw what the drunk guy was doing and knocked him out cold on the head.
    "Thanks so much Alex!!" I said. He came over and sat on the bed.
    "You're welcome. And.. you might want to put on your bra right now.."
    "Oops! Sorry," I said and started re-dressing myself.
    I was still breathing hard from what just happened and I think he noticed.
    So he kissed me, full on the lips.

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  14. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
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    July 25, 2011 8:41am UTC
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  15. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  16. serp serp
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    I thank God for blessing me with life everyday.
    And to my peoples who've gone, we'll meet at heavens gate.

  17. Nina3 Nina3
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    Missing that one strip of hair on your leg when shaving...

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  19. EvilAngel EvilAngel
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    July 19, 2011 11:58am UTC
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  20. iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
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    July 19, 2011 11:49am UTC
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    I'm lovely<3


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