*****'s - Deathstory-
once upon a time there was a boy named *****. One day a girl scout came up to him and asked him if he wanted to buy any cookies. He said, "I'd like your cookies." So the 8-year-old pulled out gun and shot him. As he lay bleeding, a fire truck came by and ran him over. Then it backed up and hit him again. A gay cat named Ryan ran by and clawed him in the balls and the face, making him into an ugly girl, if you catch my drift. Then a pack of rabid llamas thundered by, squishing what was left of his face into the dirt. It was a major improvement. And that's the story of *****'s death, and why you should never make sexual advances on small children.
crediiiiit tuh my friends jillian & ellen.
i juss needed tuh save it[: