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has_no_life
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May 23, 2013 10:49am UTC

friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift
are the same age and one of them
has a child while the other
is mentally stuck in middle school.

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Adlisa138
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 10:55am UTC

0 faves = I'm Ugly
2 faves = I'm Okay
5 faves = I'm Cute
8 faves = I'm Hot
12 faves = I'm Beautiful
17 faves = I'm Breathtaking
Repost this if you're not afraid

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has_no_life
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 10:55am UTC

yesterday in London
two muslem men were walking around the street.
one had a knife and one had an axe.
and they saw an english soldier
and dicapitated him.
for no reason.
the soldier was 21 years old.
lets just take a moment to think about
how fúcking messed up that is.
this really did happen. Im not making it up!

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 2:29pm UTC

♥ i hate how i'm every one's
second choice.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 2:31pm UTC

i should have hugged him when
i had the chance.
c a u s e n o w i k n o w
i'll never see him again.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Alright so today in science I was learning about
STD prevention
and the whole class died laughing at the answers when my teacher asked what were the best ways to prevent getting one.
"check yourself, before you wreck yourself"
"don't be silly, wrap your willy"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC

it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
she's perfect. all the guys love her,
and you're just you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 8:16pm UTC

does anyone else wonder what would happen if
a famous person came into your classroom and was looking just for you?

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC

i see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 years ago

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC

all i do
at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 2:57pm UTC

when guys
wear that one cologne
where all you want to do is
bury your face in their chest and sniff because
they smell that damn good

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Normal people: I like everyone unless you give me a reason not to.
Me: I hate everyone unless you give me a reason not to.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:45pm UTC

life hack: if your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. at night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 12:23pm UTC

Don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium
because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Everyone on this site is either an absolute sweetheart or
that little sh.t in your History class that you want to punch in the face.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 10:19pm UTC

If I died and went straight to He//,
it would take me a week to realize I wasn't in High School anymore.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 5:27pm UTC

when most girls wear hoodies and messy buns
They look amazing
but when i do
i look like i've tried every drug in the world

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I actually have fashion taste that is completely different from what I actually
wear, but I don't have enough confidence to wear what I really want to wear.

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zer0*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC

hey this is just a very normal and
serious text post with no hidden
meaning whatsoever

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