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  1. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 18, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    people don't want to hear about your diet. just shut up, eat your lettuce, & be sad

  2. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 17, 2014 9:09pm UTC
    when you say forward or back, your lips move in that direction of whichever one you said

  3. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 17, 2014 6:00am UTC
    making someone smile can change the world. maybe not the whole world, but their world

  4. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 14, 2014 10:33pm UTC
    mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. april 30th falls on a wednesday this year. so basically the moral of the story is if the whole world doesn't wear pink i'm moving to saturn

  5. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 13, 2014 9:54pm UTC
    you think you're cool but really you're just room temperature

  6. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 13, 2014 8:38pm UTC
    i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss uour sleepy lips awake every cold & bitter morning

  7. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 13, 2014 10:08am UTC
    please don't flirt with people i secretly like, it's rude & disrespectful

  8. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 12, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    how do i make you fall in love with me the way you made me fall in love with you?

  9. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 8, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    the only other language i speak is seduction

  10. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 7, 2014 6:06am UTC
    i really need a hug right now also five hundered thousand dollars in cash

  11. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 6, 2014 9:28pm UTC
    & little by little your daughter lost herself in the darkness & you just stood there & watched, convinved it was a phase

  12. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 6, 2014 6:56pm UTC
    parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
    me: you should see my life

  13. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 6, 2014 4:50pm UTC
    & so i built a cast around my own broken heart, & i signed it myself, i wrote "they were wrong."

  14. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 4, 2014 2:47pm UTC
    i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due at the end of the week... the other 2 were due last week

  15. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    April 2, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    i act like i don't care, but deep inside, i still don't give a f*ck

  16. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    March 30, 2014 8:15pm UTC
    so he calls me up & he's like "i still love you" & i'm like but you're not ryan gosling

  17. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    March 27, 2014 7:32pm UTC
    he grabbed her hand & held it tightly, she thought, "wow, he loves me!" while he thought "wow, this sidewalk is icy!"

  18. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    March 25, 2014 7:55pm UTC
    i wish i was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you

  19. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    March 24, 2014 4:03pm UTC
    inspirational messages for white girls everywhere:
    you can even

  20. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
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    March 22, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    i really shouldn't have let you kiss me

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