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  1. Pinkygirl07 Pinkygirl07
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    when a girl changes her clothes in front of you
    she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned
    or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
    there are two kinds of people in this world
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. Jay* Jay*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 9:40am UTC
    Life is a highway

  3. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 9:11pm UTC
    I feel so disconnected from everyone on here lately lol.

  4. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 8:57pm UTC
    am I the only one who cringes everytime I see The Fault in Our Stars movie trailer because I know that it is gonna be like every book adapted into a movie; awful and dissapointing?

  5. Callisto* Callisto*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 6:58pm UTC
    Absence makes the heart grow fungus.

  6. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 6:36pm UTC
    If I ever saw a famous guy that I was obsessed with on the street I'd go up to them pretending I have no idea who they are and I'd ask them for directions and then we could get talking and then we'd become friends and then best friends and then boyfriend/girlfriend and then engaged and married and when we're both old and frail and have lived our lives together I'd tell them I knew who they were all along and just wanted to marry them from the first sight.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:19am UTC
    oh you love your mom?
    name three of her albums


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:42am UTC
    kissing is hella rad but
    no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

  10. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:39am UTC
    I heard your a player,nice to meet you, i'm the coach.

  11. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:41am UTC
    Butterflies?Oh please, The whole zoo erupts in my stomachwhen i see you!

  12. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:41am UTC
    The less you care, the happier you'll be.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:42am UTC
    "did you just wake up?"
    is said to me more often than it should be

  14. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:42am UTC
    Maybe you've met the right person,but it's just the wrong time.

  15. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:50am UTC
    I shouldn't be jealous,you arn't even mine.

  16. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:56am UTC
    Its almost like you put a spell on me,everyday I fall for you a little bit more,and everyday, I wonder if you feel the same way.

  17. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:56am UTC
    You can't just talk to girl 24/7 without expecting her to fall for you.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:56am UTC
    "I am trying to see things in perspective.
    My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
    chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
    have this, because chocolate makes dogs
    very sick. She pouts and wraps herself
    around my leg like a scarf and purrs and
    tries to convince me to give her just a tiny
    bit. When I do not give in, she eventually
    gives up and lays in the corner, under the
    piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe
    has my best interest in mind like i have my
    dog's. When I want something with my whole
    being, and the universe withholds it from me,
    I hope the universe things to herself:
    "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants,
    but she doesn't not understand how it will hurt."

  19. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:57am UTC
    Yes dad,every boy that says hi to me is my boyfriend

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 7:20pm UTC
    someone studying atoms is really just
    a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

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