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  1. bubbly9797 bubbly9797
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    i hate you all

  2. makemesmile410 makemesmile410
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    What happened
    How did you just forget about everything?
    Howdid you forget about me?
    how?

  3. makemesmile410 makemesmile410
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Me: You know, I need somebody to talk to.. you could be pretty helpful ya know, like.. the old you. Not this guy. The old, fantastic, you.
    Him: Sorry I'm playing call of duty right now ttyl
    Me: I hope you get shot in the face forty five times.... in the game of course

  4. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    One Direction things#148
    Louis: Some people genuinely believe Harry and I are in a relationship.
    Liam: You are though
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  5. collapse* collapse*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    me: can you sign this Zayn?
    Zayn: sure . .
    me: thanks . .
    Zayn: is that a . .
    me: a marriage contract . .
    Zayn: but
    me: too late

  6. livinintheshadows988 livinintheshadows988
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    people sippin so much
    haterade these days

  7. livinintheshadows988 livinintheshadows988
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    "Dont ever think someone is too good for you, maybe you're too good for them."
    ha. too good for them? you just dont get it,
    I'm really not that great.

  8. r3c0ver r3c0ver
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. eskimokisses eskimokisses
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    when your in a restaurant...
    the one table next to yours looks like they are having a tea party.
    while your table is screaming, and laughing really loud.

  10. sami_xoxo3 sami_xoxo3
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    I need new haters,
    The old ones are starting to like me.

  11. angiecee22 angiecee22
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    I just find it shocking that most of us had no idea about what was going on until now..
    KONY 2012
    bring this to an end.

  12. IJustLikedYourQuote IJustLikedYourQuote
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Things when we were little #1
    The potions we made out of shampoos.
    Format Credit; IJustLikedYourQuote

  13. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    School: 2+2=4
    Homework: 2+4+2=8
    Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.

  14. crazylifelover crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    you know your witty obssessed...
    When you highlight every empty space
    .......Fave if you found both:)

  15. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Oh so you love One Direction?
    Do you know EVERY song by heart?
    Do you know all their names? And proper spelling?
    Can you tell who is singing when during their songs?
    Do you know more songs than What Makes You Beautiful?
    Do you know everything about them?
    Hmmm, bet not

  16. Tropes2 Tropes2
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Dear Cancer,
    Daddy's gonna win.<3

  17. livinintheshadows988 livinintheshadows988
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:42am UTC
    i hate how much i overanalyze things. i have a message from him that says "night babe" from weeks ago. like, let's be serious now. we're best friends, nothing else. like always.

  18. livinintheshadows988 livinintheshadows988
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Average teenage girls vs. me
    This is such a good song!
    Seriously? How is this a good song?
    It's so catchy!
    So is herpes; that doesn't make it a good disease.

  19. _yeahthatsmee_ _yeahthatsmee_
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    If I had the chance
    to hurt you like you hurt me ...
    I wouldn't take it
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    I hate it when websites ask me, "Are you a human?"
    It's like, no, I'm a freakin' unicorn.

:)

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