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maddiesmith2313
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:07pm UTC

I dont always study...but
when I do I make sure my
parents see

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musicismyboyfriendd
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September 1, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Parent: Who are you texting?
Me: Jake, from Statefarm.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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September 1, 2012 7:44pm UTC

So i cross my heart
and i hope to die

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MyNamesDillon
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September 1, 2012 7:59pm UTC

I've always wondered what goes through your head when you hear my name.

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_Alone_
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September 1, 2012 7:53pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Mean Girls Quote #2
Cady's Mom- Where's Cady?
Dad- Oh, she went out
Mom- But she's grounded
Dad- Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
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formats_xo

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:39pm UTC

*Freshman Orientation*
me: Ofcourse we're split up into groups ...
my [3] friends: Ugh, I know. We're going to look like loners.
*Finishes tour*
me: I thought that would never end...
me: But on the bright side, I made some new friends!
Friend: omg are you serious?!
me: no.

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cherryminnie2
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September 1, 2012 7:40pm UTC

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK...#1
If tomatoes are techinically a fruit, is ketchup techinically a smoothie?

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julia*
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Am I better off dead?
Am I better off a quitter?

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not_too_shabby
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:07pm UTC

"I like your hair!"
"Thanks, I grew it myself"

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:30pm UTC

I just found out that My cousin is getting fans, money, and even plane tickets to perform places for the music he's writing/ making. Did I mention that the music is based of the My Little Pony fandom? He's 16 years old.
Brb, dying of laughter.

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smilexlaughxlove
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC

You judge the twelve year old for having a MacBook. You think she's spolied.
What if she is a genuis who needs that specific software?
You judge the girl with perfect hair and nails and expensive clothes. You think she is a brat who needs a reality check.
What if her parents spoil her to make up for not being there? She'd give it all up for five minutes with them.
You judge the boy who wouldn't go out with you. You immediately think he's a a**hole.
What if he just has a girlfriend who goes to a different school? He's being faithful.
You judge the pretty girl with the amazing car. You think she doesn't derserve it.
What if she worked day and night for it? She paid for every penny.
But what if we just all stopped judging?
What if we supported that twelve year old who's trying to make a difference?
What if we gave that girl with perfect hair a shoulder to cry on?
What if we decided to sit front row at that boy's wedding instead?
What if we decided to encouage that independant girl?
What if we just learned their stories first?
don't hate, just a vent

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Onism*
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September 1, 2012 7:13pm UTC

When someone comes in the room and you just switch the tab and stare at google like thats what you were doing all along

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Tell me how to win
your heart, for I haven't got a clue, but let me start by saying "I love you"♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC

Okay, so the next Disney princess should be a Wittian
who gets kidnapped by an internet troll when she goes outside and her favorite Youtuber comes to save her. The moral of the story would be--"Never leave your computer."

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LoveLikeWoexD
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I think you're
cute, but you'd look a lot cuter with me. . just saying.

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KaylaMarieCovers
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Popular girl: *Tinker Bell sneeze*
Me: *Elephant with a cold sneeze*

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thisisbrandon
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:08pm UTC

"Oh cool it
bends!"
*snap*
"s.hit.."

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mrsbieber16
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 10:49pm UTC

and then I realized I wasn't
ever special to you,
like you made me feel.
it was all just apart of your game
and I wasn't the only one playing.

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thatgirlnobodysees
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:47am UTC

Coming to witty, because you have nothing better to do
Coming to witty, to vent, because you need to
Coming to witty, to find people just like you
Coming to witty, to see if there is anyone that understands exactly how you feel
Coming to witty, to have a life outside of school
Coming to witty, because it's the only cool thing in your life
Coming to witty, because you need a witty wife
Coming to witty, because, in reality, it is your whole life

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Move_Along
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:29am UTC

Conversation between my dad and I.
Dad: You're still up busy with your iPod
Me: Yea and I'm prolly gonna sleep on the couch tonight since my bed isn't that comfortable anymore
Dad: Why isn't your bed comfortable?
Me: I don't know why don't you ask my bed that
Dad:...... *walks out of the room*
Me: That's what I thought

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