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bgsoccer93
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June 1, 2012 9:49pm UTC

today my friend took my phone and texted my mom:
me(her): Hello Mother I am so lucky yo have someone like you in my life...I love you so much and I am so lucky and I am so blessed thank you for life.
mom: I love you too..but are you okay?
my mom thought I got kidknapped and I was on drugs

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bgsoccer93
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June 1, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Today in the car:
mom: Brigid you are so beautiful. I can't believe you are growing up all the boys are going to be all over you and asking you on dates and I don't even know what I am going to do!
me: Mom, guys don't breath near me let alone ask me on a date

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bgsoccer93
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May 31, 2012 8:34pm UTC

How My Mother Works:
me: Mom, I got straight A's
mom:
me: Mom, I did all my chores
mom:
me: Mom, I don't do drugs
mom:
mom: Is this your cup?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

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bgsoccer93
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May 31, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Guy in my math class: Oh my gosh One Direction is gay I me-
Me: I know!
Guy in my math class: mean there is no way you would have a chance with them anyways but no even less because they are al; ga- wait you said you know? I thought you liked them
Me: I do!
Guy in my math calss: What? I am so confused
yeah this happened today

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 9:44pm UTC

When One Direction comes on the radio:
~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/ ε(‾^‾)з \(‾^‾)/

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 9:37pm UTC

BravoSierra's format (=
Do I
even mean anything to you?

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bgsoccer93
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May 30, 2012 8:08pm UTC

BravoSierra's format (=
Sometimes
I honestly have no idea why I even try anymore

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bgsoccer93
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May 30, 2012 4:17pm UTC

BravoSierra's format (=
Maybe it's just me
but I find it 10 times more exciting when WMYB comes on the radio then if it were to come on on my ipod.

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bgsoccer93
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May 29, 2012 9:54pm UTC

When One Direction become fathers:
Liam: sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
Niall: what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat
Zayn: in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x
Louis: great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :)
Harry: did you know ostriches can lay eggs
nmq/nmf

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bgsoccer93
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May 29, 2012 4:47pm UTC

I went on a run today
and I thought I heard someone clapping. then i realized it was my thighs

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May 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC

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bgsoccer93
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May 29, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Most people: Okay people never text me when I am bored but when I am busy all of the sudden I am Miss Popular
Me: lol, people don't ever text me

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Walking around my house
in a sports bra and gym shorts

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May 28, 2012 11:56am UTC

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 11:06am UTC

Sometimes I feel as if
I will never be good enough for anyone.

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Feeling
lost, used, broken, unwanted, useless, lonely, upset, gross, tired.

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Whenever I see
a quote with a lot of faves that says
"if you fav I will..."
Ifeel really bad, and then fave it

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bgsoccer93
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May 26, 2012 9:28am UTC

It's gonna be 90 today
and i have 3 soccer games against girls 3 years older than me.
fml

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bgsoccer93
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May 24, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Friend: Why was the boy outside crying
Me: no idea. why?
Friend: His house was on fire.
Me:

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bgsoccer93
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May 24, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Regular person: Omg I can't wait for summer! I can go to the beach and hang out with my friends and stay up all night and eat ice cream and go swimming and build sand castles and eat and all the good summer stuff
Me: awesome I can spend all day on the computer

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