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  1. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    guy 1: bros before hoes
    guy 2: yeah, well she is not a hoe and if you think she
    is then you are definatly not a bro

  2. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    friend: I don't understand why Niall doesn't get more solos
    me: well we can't have every girl on the planet pregnant at once..
    true story.

  3. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    my tounge is red.
    your tounge is blue.
    lets make purple.

  4. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    I spelled my name the other day and someone said
    "I think you spelled your name wrong"
    umm no i think i know how to spell my name

  5. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Imagine your parents walking into your room to see your lifeless body laying their dead. How do you think they would feel knowing that you took your life and they could do nothing to get their child back
    Or maybe when your friends find out that youhad been thinking of it all along and none of them had any idea that suicide was in your mind. they all could have done something but none of them noticed.
    Instead of thinking of the people that want you dead think of all the people that want you alive and please don't commit suicide.

  6. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    there is plenty of fish in the sea!
    yeah, well I want a human

  7. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    when you are texting and you walk slower
    and slower untill you just end up standing
    there and texting.
    stranger: w

  8. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    me: Hey I just met you!
    stranger:
    me: and this is crazy!
    stranger: *walks away*
    me: But now your just somebody that I used to knoww

  9. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    What if;
    The first piece of bread was the cure to cancer
    nmq/nmf

  10. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    pain: Please don't do that
    painkillers: watch me

  11. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    People always say "Do what makes you happy"
    but what if killing people made someone happy. what then?

  12. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    On my sisters math test it said:
    I have 10 cookies and someone askes for one how many do I have left?
    Her response?10
    10 because I don't share my cookies

  13. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    At my sisters graduation the valdictorians final phrase was:
    may the odds be ever in your favor

  14. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Today at school my friend wrote on my paper
    "I am smart not dum"
    way to spell dumb wrong

  15. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Tani has 13 stickers.
    Jen gives him 10 more.
    How many stickers does Jack have?
    who is Jack?

  16. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Today
    a little kid came up to me and said
    "you should rip your pants of and start dancing"

  17. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    I was outside
    playing a game with my sister and neighbors and the 2 year old walks up and takes the ball out of my sisters hands and goes "I dont want to play this game anymore"

  18. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    Okay.
    this is just going to be me venting so you can read it or skip it or do whatever your little heart desiers. Okay? alright good.
    I know a lot of people don't like One Direction quotes and a lot of people do but seriously I am sick of seeing people being like "OH MY GOSH STOP MAKING THEM"
    like no. just because people keep saying that doesn't mean they are gonna stop. and honestly? that'sjust as annoying as seeing them. I actually don't mind them.
    Well acutally some I do
    for example the following
    "One Direction<3"
    "I love One Direction"
    "THere should totally be a One Direction category"
    etc.
    ones like that are so stupid.
    if you love them good for you!
    I acutally am a huge fan but I don't post those kind of quotes. If you are going to post something about them make it meanigful like something powerful they said.
    If you like them right it on your profile or something. and if you are saying "there should be a one direction category" then chances are I will punch you. no offense
    I don't even know if this made any sense or if people will realize where I am coming from but please do not give me hate because it wil just be delted. So thank you if you read this.

  19. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    Kewl.
    nah I am pretty sure saying cool is easier

  20. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
    nmq

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