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  1. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 11:08am UTC
    This is
    10 percent luck,
    20 percent skill,
    15 percent concentrated power of will,
    5 percent pleasure,
    50 percent pain,
    and 100 percent reason to
    remember the name.

  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 11:17am UTC
    Just because you're not perfect,
    Doesn't mean that you don't matter.

  3. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    How can I expect people to like me,
    {>> when I don't even like myself? << }

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    If my jokes offend you;
    1. I'm sorry
    2. It won't happen again
    3. 1 & 2 are lies
    4. You're a butthurt little whimp


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. 4everkaykay13 4everkaykay13
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    me: i'm gonna make you mine.
    me: *right click, save image as*
    nmq

  7. 1DWithACarrot 1DWithACarrot
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 7:13am UTC
    When someone is so hot you want to go and thank the parents.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE
    black, white, straight, gay, short, fat or skinny
    if you're nice to me then i'll be nice to you
    - eminem

  9. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    In our world,
    Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than gay marriage.
    How messed up is that?

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 1:01pm UTC

    Boys think
    girls are like books,
    if the cover doesn't
    catch their eye, they
    won't bother to read
    what's inside.

    Marilyn Monroe

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 11:12am UTC
    "They're violent lads, well apart from Niall.
    He just sits in the corner and smiles."
    -Ed Sheeran

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    "I write music that girls fall in love with,
    But I'm not a typical teen idol that
    girls could fall in love with."
    -Ed Sheeran

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Plot twist: Larry is real and Eleanor and Danielle are lesbian for eachother.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    wish they were born in a different generation.

    I'd most definitely be a 40's or 70's baby.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    It's disgusting that someone can actually
    tell another human being to kill themselves

  18. mariable_101 mariable_101
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:29am UTC
    the heart is a muscle,
    ...and what do muscles do when they're torn?
    THEY GROWN BACK
    stronger.

  19. HowtoHaley HowtoHaley
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:17am UTC
    "get away from me"
    "just stop"
    "go kill yourself"
    "they'll never go away....."
    "emo"
    "have you seen her scars?"
    "what's wrong with you?"
    "that's so gross!"
    "selfish"
    "but she's a cutter"
    "how disgusting"
    "stay strong"
    "monster"
    "promise me you'll never do it again"
    "what a freak"
    "don't do that"
    "your life isn't that bad"
    "pathetic"
    "were you trying to die?"
    "insane"
    "i've seen worse"

  20. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:12am UTC
    When I'm angry, don't just presume I'm on my period.
    Next time you're asleep, I'll just presume you're dead and bury you in my backyard.
    nmf

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