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  1. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 12:33am UTC
    Admit It You've......
    Had that walk of shame when your mom said no

  2. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:12am UTC
    So there's this guy......
    HE's always writing notes to me and we're always talking to each other. And HIS friend keeps on saying stuff like "you guys should date" "why you flirting?" when we talk. And HIS other friend told my best friend "He likes her" when we were playing around.
    So I don't know

  3. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Burning yourself
    with your own laptop charger

  4. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Guys fight with violence
    Girls fight with silence

  5. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    I can't take
    one more sleepless night without you

  6. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    When you love someone
    don't give them up without a fight

  7. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:26am UTC
    School is like Halloween
    everyone walks around pretending to be someone they're not

  8. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    I hate subsitute teachers
    they never pronounce my name right

  9. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    How to get on witty when you're grounded :
    pretend to have a paper to write

  10. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    What are you wishing for?

  11. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Opening your gum
    in your pocket so nobody
    asks for some

  12. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Falling asleep
    listening to your iPod

  13. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Did you do your homework?
    Did you grade my test?
    I have 7 other classes to grade.
    Exactly, I have 7 other classes in which they give me homework.
    .....

  14. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Daughter ~ iPod
    Son ~ iPhone
    Mom ~ iPad
    Dad ~ I pay
    FACEBOOK

  15. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    AnimalFactz #3
    Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death

  16. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    AnimalFactz #2
    Turtles can breath through their butt

  17. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    AnimalFactz #1
    Hippo milk is pink

  18. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    You will have bad days,
    They will litter the landscape of your life. Sometimes it feels like the world is against you. But don't go into doomsday hysterics. Your life is not ruined because of one lousy event. You can overcome it. But you cannot escape reality. Running from ourselves is not possible. Everywhere we run, self will be right there. So forget about runninng. Remember, things we worry about seldom happen. We always find another date. We always get to play another game. Our grades can be improved with hard work. But worrying does not help matters. So calm down. The day will begin againn. Afresh. Anew. Brimming with possiblility. So ask yourself if this will matter in 10 years. Probably not.
    credit : Survival Notes For Teens

  19. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    Which one is best?
    iPod Shuffle 4th Generation
    or
    iPod Nano 6th Generation

  20. berenice010 berenice010
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 10:56am UTC
    Today I woke up,
    panties? ruined
    -_-

:)

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