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  1. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    THIS MORNING
    i was so clueless...
    that when my alarm went off
    i yelled "why is this stupid alarm going off!?" then went
    back to sleep then the second one went off and then i
    realized.... "oh! i have school today!"

  2. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    I will never put my
    child through what I
    went through.
    Divorce.
    I went through my parent's divorce.
    Step-parent(s).
    I've went through my mom's old boyfriend & my dad's wife (that they both hated/hate me).
    I will never. Because my step-mom hates me and my dad doesn't believe me. And soon, I'm going to have to ask him a very important question... "me or her".
    My children will N O T go through that.

  3. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Just gonna go ahead and say this...
    It annoys me when One Direction wins awards now. No, not just against Justin Bieber, but that's part of thbe reason, which I am beginning to explain now. When One Direction and Justin Bieber are in the same category, the Directioners are all over twitter saying "We have to do vote attacks 1 hour a day." and "We have to make One Direction win because we know JB will win". That's it! They know Justin Bieber will win, so they make him not win by surprise attacks. I don't care if Beyonce wins everything, I just don't want One Direction winning because the fans know that JB or another artist will in.
    belieberemily format | ©

  4. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: CAN U HELP ME?
    Stanger: yo
    Stranger: yes i can
    You: See I am 22 i still cant drive, I have a friend who is mentally retarted, a job with little pay with a co worker that hates me...what should I do??
    You: AND THE WORST PART......
    You: I
    You: LIVE
    You: IN
    You: A
    You: PINEAPPLE!
    Stranger: OKAY STAY CALM
    You: OKAY. WHAT SHOULD I DO
    Stranger: Heres what you do:
    Stranger: learn to drive, get better friends, and get a new job.. oh and buy a new house.
    Stranger: and get laid.
    You: Okay! Thanks for your help! :D
    Just happened(:

  5. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    OMG
    My stepmom, stepsister, and friend were supposed to be here over an hour ago from a car wash, and I think they went out to eat.
    BUT I'M LIKE STARVING.

  6. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    *My stepmom and brother at the table*
    Me: Frannie! What are you doing?
    Frannie: Getting some kisses!
    Me: Oh.
    Frannie: Yeah. Dylan give me some sugar.
    Me: Uh...Dylan... *scratches head* Did you know? *clears throat* Big boys DON'T do that.
    Frannie: Emily!!! Yes they do, Dylan! *Gives me a fake mean face*
    Daddy: *Starts laughing*
    (:

  7. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    *All of us trying to wake my 6 year old brother up, he finally gets up*
    Me: Dylan! Why did you sleep so long!
    Daddy: *starts laughing*
    Me: It's already morning!
    Daddy: Time for school!
    Me: Go get dressed!
    Daddy: Emily stop! *Laughs some more*
    (:

  8. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    □ Single
    □ Taken
    √ Sorry, My boyfriend is going on tour.

  9. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    My stepmom lied on my & my mom to my dad.
    She told him that I told my mom that we didn't have money to buy me a new bookbag,
    and that that's what my mom told her.
    I never told my mom that and she never told my stepmom that.
    I just sat here and cried for 30 minutes straight because of that.
    And my dad fussed at me about telling my mom that he didn't have a job, and that
    he couldn't buy me a bookbag, because we don't have money.
    -That' such a GREAT feeling! -_-

  10. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Tomorrow
    Me and my brother are both wearing converse & purple shirts.
    :)

  11. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Why does no one ever care how I feel? They always call me fat. They don't get it. I'm just sitting here crying because my stepmom just told me to "get my lazy as.s up and walk" and "people ask me about your weight and have I tried to do anything about it, and it's embarrassing." Yes, because that's okay to say to someone.
    cookiedoughformats

  12. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    a_guy_with_a_knife started following you. - 9:55 pm August 19, 2012
    #creepy.

  13. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    school starts tomorrow

  14. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Me: I call the pink one!
    Step Sister: No! I call it!
    Me: Frannie tell her th-
    Step Mom: No, I already got that for her before I got you one. I didn't know you had to have one.
    Me: How do you not know that I have to have a binder? I ALWAYS have to have a binder.
    Step Mom: Well, that's hers, if you've got a problem with it, then you don't need to use one.
    Me: Ugh! I don't like you! You get on my nerves!!
    *Then I stomped to my room & slammed the door.

  15. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    I'd leave, but I don't know how

  17. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Friend: emily i love you
    Me: cool
    Friend: wheres your ipod i wanna play a game
    Me: play it in here
    Friend: ok i just need to go get my phone.
    *15 minutes later she finally comes back*
    Friend: emily whats your facetime stuff
    Me: i don't have an account
    Friend: ok im about to find out how
    Me: ok let me do the name and stuff
    Now i fu.cking hear her and my sister and the other friend in the other room talking on facetime.
    OMG IM SO FU.CKING MAD. AKSWFEDWAEKNHJKWEQNFGWEKNTGSWEKNFKSDNFSKWEDFNKSEDFNSDKJFNDSKFNDKSFNDKSFNKDSNFKSDNFKSDNFDKS IM ABOUT TO S C R E A M!

  18. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:08am UTC
    I hate when my friend comes over and like tries to boss me around, when she's 2 years younger than me & it's MY house. No, you don't tell me to get off the computer, when I haven't been on it in over a week & you don't tell me when to go to bed. B Y E .

  19. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    -Ranting a little bit-
    Let me start off by saying this: I am kind-of a Directioner, but not really. Ok, well, on twitter, and in real life, people always tell me that I'm not a real "Directioner" because I like Harry more than I like the rest of them. Don't try to tell me that you love all of them equally. If you had to choose ONE to meet, and you couldn't meet them all, and you pick one, you, my friend, like one member more than the others. Don't act like your the perfect fan, and love all of them the same, because you don't.
    -If you don't agree with me, don't comment, I really could care less-

  20. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Me: I don't want to go to sleep yet.
    Me: I'll go to bed at like one. or so.
    Me: I wanna keep reading!
    Me: I don't like sleep!
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Lol, no, I mean, I LOVE sleep, but I need to read, so sleep can wait.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Who am I kidding, i'm going to bed. I love you sleep!

:)

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