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emily*

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Member Since: 17 Mar 2012 09:54pm

Last Seen: 10 Jun 2014 07:05pm

Location: S.C.

Gender: F

user id: 284529

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there ain't no "i" in team,
to make me complete,
you're all that matters to me
∞ 

Hey!(: My name's Emily! I love Twitter, Tumblr, & Instagram. Music is my life. I blow out the candles on December 16, and I'm 16! Justin Bieber is actually my life. I saw him in concert on January 22, 2013 & August 5, 2013 :) And I really like Odd Future, too. You can follow me on Twitter & Instagram: @E_Noelle_S (but I tweet a lot of Justin Bieber, so beware). You can follow my tumblr: emilyxnoelle.tumblr.com.



 
  1. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Me: *Goes to turn laundry on, then runs out of there, through the kitchen, and slow down once I reach the living room*
    Me: *Walks casually*
    Daddy: What? You scared?
    Me: Uh, where'd you get that from? *Runs to my room*

  2. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    -Justin Bieber is on the front of my binder-
    Adam: Kid in class.
    Brady: Kid in class.
    Kailtlin: Friend.
    Kaitlin: Justin Bieber's gay! *Walks to her seat*
    Adam: Yeah! Justin Beaver is gay.
    Me: It's Bieber, with a B! Not V!
    Adam: He's gay.
    Brady: Justin Beaver might be gay, but...
    Me: *Scribbles on his paper*
    Brady: But...Justin Bieber is not! *Laughs at me for scribbling on his paper*

  3. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Today In French
    WE HAD TO DO SOME QUESTIONS OUT OF THE BOOK...
    I KNEW EVERYONE OF THEM.
    TEACHER: WHO KNOWS THIS ANSWER?
    ME: I DO...
    FRIEND 1: EMILY CHEATED! *LAUGHS*
    FRIEND 2: YEAH.
    ME: UH YEAH.
    TEACHER: *LOOKS CONFUSED*
    ME: I GOT THE ANSWERS OUT OF THE BACK OF THE BOOK...
    FRIEND 1: HAHA EMILY CHEATED.
    TEACHER: THAT'S OK.
    ME: WHAT.
    FRIEND 1: WHAT.
    FRIEND 2: WHAT.
    WORLD: WHAT.
    JUSTIN BIEBER: WHAT.
    PRINCIPAL: WHAT.
    WITTY: WHAT.
    SCHOOL: WHAT.
    ME: UH YEAH. *FACE IS TOMATO RED.*

  4. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:47am UTC
    -This Morning, I had just woke up-
    Me: Daddy.
    Daddy: *Pauses his show* What?
    Me: Where's Dylan?
    Daddy: With Frannie.
    -I think he thought I was about to yell at him becasue that's all I did yesterday. Lmfao-

  5. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Is it weird that...
    I'm crying right now because I don't know why I love Justin Bieber so much, and that he will never know I exist. And no matter how many times he says "I love my beliebers", he is never directly talking to me? Or am I just being a crazy.

  6. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
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  7. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    That Mini Heart Attack Moment When...
    You're half asleep and you're falling off of something in your dream and you about fall off of your bed.

  8. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    And I'm So Afraid
    of people telling me no.
    mf/mq

  9. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    My High School
    Just beat our biggest rivals at the football game!

  10. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    My Daddy watching the History Channel...
    Me: Why are you watching this? It's not even real!
    Daddy: I can't believe my daughter would be so close-minded to not even think about if any of this is true.
    Me: But it's not real!
    Daddy: Well, sometimes you don't know. People once believed that the people who thought that the planets revolved around the sun were idiots.
    Me: But that's true.
    Daddy: I know! And people once believed that the eart was flat.
    Me: But it's round.
    Daddy: I know!
    Stepmom: The sun and earth sun, sun, sun, what?
    Me: The planets revolve around the sun.
    -We got onto a different topic-
    Daddy: And I Believe that there has to be more planets with life out of the trillions of them.
    Stepmom: Trillions of planets?
    Daddy: Well, trillions of stars, like the usn, with planets around them.
    Stepmom: I thought there were 9?
    Me: No! There is more than just one solar system.
    Stepmom: No!
    Me: Yes! I learned it in school.
    Stepmom: They did not teach you all the planets and solar systems!
    Me: No, but they did teach us that there is more than one, our, solar system!
    Stepmom: Ya'll have gone too far over my head. I'm done! Maybe I should go back to school.
    Me: Yeah, maybe you should! Dummy!
    Lordy at the conversations we have!

  11. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Stepmom: I'm going to the store to get chips.
    Me: Get sour cream & cheddar!
    Stepmom: Your dad wants plain.
    Me: Ugh. Ok.
    Daddy: Get what she wants. I don't care.
    I love my Daddy.(:

  12. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    -Today in French-
    Me: I still have to describe 4 family members! I'm not going to be done!
    Teacher: Emily! You don't have to write about everyone! Who have you written about?
    Me: My two sisters.
    Teacher: That's good!
    -When she was picking the paper up-
    Teacher: And Emily... who wrote a Bible.
    Me: I didn't know! Ok!
    -It took me like 45 minutes to write that little paragraph! :/-

  13. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Today we were getting picked up from school. My stepmom, stepsister, and best friend were in the car.
    Stepmom: Next year, I'm gonna pick ya'll up at 4 because I hate this traffic.
    Me: You won't have to pick me up, I can drive.
    Her: No.
    Me: Uh..Yeah. I will have my restricted.
    Her: No. You have to pay 500 dollars to get your license early.
    Me: Then how do 10th graders drive right onw?
    Her: Their parents pay.
    Me: How about no. I'm right.
    I just researched and once I'm 15 and have had my permit for 180 days, I can drive from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. with a conditional license without an adult.
    SHE NEVER FU.CKING LETS ME WIN THE ARGUMENT. SHE IS ALWAYS WRONG. D.AMN!
    #IKNOWIMRIGHTB.ITCH

  14. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:24am UTC
    *This Morning*
    -Stepmom comes in my room-
    Her: You need to take that paper today, you didn't yesterday.
    Me: Uh yes I did. I turned it in.
    Her: No you didn't, it's on the table.
    -I walk to the table-
    Me: Where's it at?
    Her: on the other table.
    Me: Where? I can't find it.
    Her: I'll give it to you when I find it.
    -Later I walk in there-
    Me: Find it yet?
    Her: No, I'm not looking.
    This is because she knows I took it and its not there.
    #ihateher

  15. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    We've stopped
    checking for monsters under our beds because
    we realize that they are hidden inside of our heads.

  16. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    You're in Chick-Fil-A and your old crurs-that-you-kind-of-still-like walks in.
    Not a word was spoken.

  17. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    So Yesterday...
    My daddy told me to go get the keys to the car...so I did.
    When I brought them out there, he told me to back it out of the driveway!
    I was freakin' nervous! See, there's poles on either side, and he drives this big hummer. I DIND'T HIT ANYTHING! Turn 15 in 82 days, and get my permit the day after!(:
    #I got to drive a hummer*

  18. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    -Le a few minutes ago-
    Me: Did you order my bookbag today?
    Daddy: No.
    Me: WHAT?!?! Why?!?!
    Daddy: *Starts laughing* I couldn't.
    Me: WHY?! You said you would today!
    Daddy: Because something went wrong with my card when I was paying the phone bill so the bank has to send me another card. *laughs*
    Me: Ughhh!!!!! But why are you laughing?!?!?
    Daddy: I just think it's funny. I didn't plan it, It just happened and I find the coincidence funny.
    Me: Ughhh!!!!!!
    Daddy: Ask Frannie (step mom)! Ain't that right Frannie?
    Frannie: Yep!
    Me: OMG! I need it now!!!!!

  19. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    Aye guys!
    O N E D I R E C T I O N [h] [a] [s]
    a new song...
    be ware ///////////

  20. emily* emily*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    So my dad is supposed to order me a new bookbag... (he's been supposed to for 2 weeks!) and my mom is paying him, because he won't buy it. So, yesterday my mom gave him half of the money. I just went out and asked him when are we going to order it and he said not today, and walked away from me. I don't know why he's being this way when my mom is p a y i n g h i m b a c k! It's just freaking nerve wrecking! He is getting on my nerves, like really bad! I need this bookbag!! The one I have, I have to carry on my arm (whilst having 2 books, 3 minders, & 4 notebooks in it) and can't go to my locker because we have 2 buildings to our school and 7 minutes isn't enough! I need this bookbag!!!!!!
    #VENT

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