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bye*
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March 29, 2013 5:56pm UTC

I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.

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definition
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March 29, 2013 6:41pm UTC

*Eats celery stick*
*Gains 10 pounds*

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bye*
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March 29, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing

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yourcool
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March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC

girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

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yourcool
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March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

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EmilyxLovesxU
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February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC

At the Brit Awards imagine if...
Taylor was about to sit down,
Then Harry pulls her chair away
She falls and he shouts:
"Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
omg.

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jimmy365
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March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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Hale_Storm18
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March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

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kristabff
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March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC

If you're having a bad day
just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC

someone called me fat today at school because
i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

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BlackButterflies
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March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2013 2:11pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
When I'm ignoring a phone call,
the phone always seems to ring for longer than usual.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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March 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC

WHOA THERE STEVE.
You have a "Share to Facebook" option?
THIS WEBSITE WAS NOT MADE FOR THEIR KIND.

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CharliesTheName
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March 19, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Attractive Person: Hi, I'm a jerk.
Attractive Person: Hi, I'm twice your age.
Attractive Person: Hi, I have a girlfriend.
Attractive Person: Hi, I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive Person: Hi, I don't like you.
Attractive Person: Hi, I don't actually exist.

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jimmy365
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March 20, 2013 3:15pm UTC

does anyone
ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
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March 19, 2013 7:51pm UTC

i have multiple talents.
for example: sleeping, eating, complaining.

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yourcool
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March 19, 2013 9:09pm UTC

sometimes i have the feeling that i should
get out of bed, but then i think, hmm... better not.

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yourcool
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March 19, 2013 7:54pm UTC

when i wake up in the morning and stretch,
i sound like a baby dinosaur.

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yourcool
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March 19, 2013 9:37pm UTC

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like can i have some and i'm like no screw off what do you think this is charity