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  1. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Do you hear that?
    that's the sound of everyone going out
    and partying and losing their virginity
    and doing things they're not supposed to
    because they think it's bada.ss while i'm here at home 24/7, seven days a week,
    staying up late, ignoring texts and phone calls,
    blogging s.hit up,
    having a netflix marathon by myself locked in my room
    while my parents question my path and success in life,
    thinking about it at 2:15 AM,
    having a junk food buffet,
    killing my ex in my mind while listening to good music,
    sleeping in till 3 PM
    my friends wondering if i'm dead,
    & guess what!
    i f.ucking like it.

  2. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    I hate it when
    People talk about their plans right in front of me,
    but don't invite me.

  3. hayleyrawrsx3 hayleyrawrsx3
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed...
    that Ke$ha kind of fell off the face of the earth?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. when_forever_comes_to_an_end when_forever_comes_to_an_end
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    nmf
    Sticks and stones may
    break my bones, but words will leave phycological wounds that never heal.
    -Fairly Odd Parents

  5. enchanted16 enchanted16
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    The amount of work a
    messy bun actually takes.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Josh Hutcherson: I'm single. I don't have a girlfriend.
    Me: I volunteer as tribute!

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 11:35am UTC
    "your parents sound cool... I wanna meet them!"
    "no you don't."

  8. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Overpacking because you
    "might need that shirt."

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
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  10. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Mom: You're all dressed up, where are you going?
    Me: To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  11. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    The phrase, " Don't be afraid' is in the Bible 365 times.
    That's a daily reminder from God to live, every day,
    fearless.♥

  12. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The moment you realize your period is over. 
    *FREEEEEDOOOOOM*

  13. luckforwhat luckforwhat
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 1:48am UTC
    R.I.P
    To the 31 U.S. Troops who were killed in a Helicopter crash in Afghanistan today.
    fave if you care.

  14. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:01pm UTC
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  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    British:
    'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
    Australian:
    G'day mate!
    Canadian:
    Eh?
    American:
    Aye shawty, whaddup?

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
    Unless you're at a funeral.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 1:07am UTC
    parents: these are the best years of your life!
    me: wait what it gets worse

  19. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    My hand writing isn't messy
    I just have my own font.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    I always get really comfy on the couch,
    and then realise that the tv remote is nowhere near me.

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