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  1. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 5:20pm UTC
      just because
       she's pretty doesn't mean you're
     x x
    x x

  2. Hoshi_Shikuna Hoshi_Shikuna
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    "It gets better.
    It always gets better.
    will never
    put you though more
    then you can handle."
    -Austin Carlile

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Girl: "Am I pretty?"
    Boy: "No."
    Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
    Boy: "No."
    Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
    Boy: "No."
    Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
    Boy: "No."
    She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
    The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with your best friend."

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
    has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
    just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
    seem to have developed past that stage.

  5. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 2:56am UTC
    ♥ the minute you stop making mistakes is the minute you stop

  6. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 1:27am UTC
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    ❀ ✿ I gave you roses ❀ ✿
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    ❀ ✿ And you gave me the thorns ❀ ✿
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  7. Wheeling Wheeling
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    And I don't want the world to see me
    When everything's made to be broken

  8. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    This is for everyone...
    I wrote this peom thinking about everything i've heard my friends going through. About all the pain i have suffered or heard someone else suffer. This isn't for me. Its for everyone.
    Please push me one more time
    All I ever wanted was to make you happy
    Well you seem happiest when I cry
    Please pretend I mean something to you and then call me names
    Your just voicing how I feel inside
    Call me a b/tch again, reduce me down to nothing
    Please make me feel worthless again
    I love you so much
    But all you love is when i'm in pain
    I'm begging you beat me until i'm numb
    I just want your approval
    But your approval is written in blood
    Just take my heart and break it again
    All i am I gave to you
    But I was never good enough
    All of you tell me I should die
    Because I might seem happy
    But i'm dying inside

  9. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    i believe in love, even

  10. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:33pm UTC

  11. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Waitress: Enjoy your meal.
    Me: You too.
    Me: I can never come back here.

  12. bookgrrl97 bookgrrl97
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    I was made to be me.
    I wasn't born to please you.
    I don't have to do things your way.
    I can make my own mistakes.
    You don't always know what's best for me.
    You can't won't control me.
    Let me live my life.

  13.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    I don't let anyone's insecurities, emotions,or opinions bother me. I know that if I am happy, that's all that matters to me.
    -Demi Lovato

  14. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Our love runs deep
    like a Chevy, if you
    fall, I'll fall with you baby,
    cuz that's the way we like to do it. ♥

  15. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Now I understand why Peter Pan didnt want to grow up

  16. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Never give up on your dreams.
    They will become reality.
    Never give up on who you love.
    They only need a little support.
    Never give in to the haters.
    That's what they're aiming for.

  17. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  18. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  19. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    Not mine. I just love it

  20. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.


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