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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    if the pope can give up then
    so can i
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    We live in the WTF generation.
    Witty
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    &
    Facebook.

    format by OhHoePlease

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    It really sucks being that kid in class that no one wants to work in pairs with
    and then you're forced to just sit there alone and act like it doesn't bother you at all.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    if you don't come home and immediatly either
    take off your pants or change them into pajamas than i'm sorry but you're living life wrong.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    There is
    a huge difference
    between genuinely liking someone
    and liking the attention they give you
    and it took me a long time to realize that.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    i wanna audition for all the ugly roles
    in movies because if you get the part, you're in a move which is pretty cool, but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool.

  7. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Sister: What's a pedestrian?
    Me: Ask mom.
    Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
    Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
    Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
    Mom: But you are a pedestrain
    Sister: *cries*

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
    at the terrible state of my
    English abilities, as for the
    English language is not my mother
    tongue. I hope you forgive me
    for every foolish mistake I make.
    english as first language: lol it okei
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
    I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
    i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.

  13. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    Gay marriage has finally been legalised in the UK.
    For once I'm proud of being British

  14. SecondThoughts SecondThoughts
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    if you had a nintendo ds and you
    didn't colour the whole pictochat
    screen black, then most likely you
    weren't a normal child.
    ~luke reeve~

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    I JUST WALKED INTO A
    TREE AND FELL ON TO THE
    FOOTPATH AND MY SCHOOL BAG IS
    REALLY HEAVY SO I WAS JUST KINDA
    LYING ON MY BACK WITH MY
    HANDS IN THE AIR AND A BUNCH OF
    TEN YEAR OLDS WERE LAUGHING AT
    ME AND THEY STARTED CHANTING
    ‘THE LONELY TURTLE’
    AND I AM 258927887% DONE
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    i can't believe all of you can fit inside my computer
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Harry
    I hope you have an amazing birthday


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you
    glance at someone who's staring at you

  20. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    pregnancy tests
    the only test your parents will be happy to see you fail

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