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bebeshay1526

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Member Since: 22 May 2011 09:19pm

Last Seen: 1 Mar 2013 10:49pm

Birthday: August 9

Location: Chicago!!!!

Gender: F

user id: 176554

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I guess I'm just here for a good laugh, a good cry, to feel less alone and lost and to share my teensie moments of wittiness! :) I mean i've been going on witty forever and I just started putting up a few quotes, honestly. i don't know how to make a fancy shmancy profile layout or gorgeous quotes. Maybe I'm too busy trying to live my life for all that,LOL JK I HAVE NO LIFE ;D I'm also probably a BIT too dense and impatient to learn how to do all that! BUTOHWELL!
  1. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:44am UTC
    We're not falling in love,
    We're just falling apart.

  2. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:40am UTC
    There's 3 weeks until school starts, & I really wanted to get in better shape.
    SO. I'm allllll pumped and I've been doing this hardcore routine for a few weeks and I'm so confident I'm going to be a whole new me when school starts.....
    then I got my period.
    Sorry exercise routine, thisjust isn't gonna work out (haha see what I did there?No? okay.)

  3. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Me: *Dancing in public*
    My brother: Oh god, what are you even doing?!?! Please, pleaseeeeee stop D:
    Me: I can't hear you, it's too dark!!!
    My brother:.....wait what?

  4. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    *my brother and I fighting, god i love him*
    My brother: I do not like you
    Me LOVE YOU TOO :D <3<3
    My brother: Go lay in a ditch
    Me: The proper way to say it is, 'Go lie in a ditch'
    My brother: Go lie in a grave
    Me: That's better
    My brother: Go play tag with a goat
    Me: I only play tag with bulls. It's more of a challenge. :)

  5. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    My brother: Man, I really wanted to go to Produce World today.
    Me: Go ahead, I honestly don't mind.
    My brother: Nah, I'd rather just complain about it.

  6. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Me: I'm done pouring my soul out to you.
    My brother: Oh, is that what that smell is?

  7. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Me: These are way too hot!!
    My brother: Stop saying that. Nobody likes a pancake with an ego.

  8. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Me:I am digging these toons
    My brother:No you're not.
    Me:You're right. Shoot me.

  9. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    * My brother and I talking about our childhood*
    Me:Yeah, I remember how much I loved my gameboy color!
    Him:Ummmm you never had one.
    Me:I'm pretttttyyyyyyy sure I did.
    Him:i thought you just had the original gameboy....?
    Me:.....yeah.But.....it was colored pink...So.

  10. bebeshay1526 bebeshay1526
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Harry: knock knock!
    Voldemort:....who's there?
    Harry:Not your nose.
    Voldemort:
    Harry:
    Voldemort:
    Harry:
    Voldemort:AVADA KEDAVRA.

:)

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