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  1. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    "you're always on the computer" well ur always on my nerves

  2. lostindaydream lostindaydream
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 12:40am UTC
    All I need is a little love in my life
    All I need's a little love in the dark
    A little but I'm hoping it might kick start
    ME AND MY BROKEN HEART

  3. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    Life is too d*mn short
    TO WASTE TIME HATING ANYONE.

  4. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 2:14am UTC
    Just because others problems are
    worse than ours, It doesn't mean ours
    doesn't matter.

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:46pm UTC
    i threw a party once.
    threw it really far.
    like 200 feet

  6. a_guy_with_a_knife a_guy_with_a_knife
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I hate when you really are a funny person,
    & then somebody asks you to be funny...
    and everything funny you've ever thought of, heard, or seen
    just dissapears from your head.

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    "I need to pass this class"
    *starts calculating what I need to get on tests and quizzes instead of actually studying for the class*

  9. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    Bad things are always gonna happen.
    PeOPLE WILL HURT YOU,
    but you can't use that as an excuse
    to hurt someone back.

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    “I dont care about looks”
    LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR
    YOU ARE LYING

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    Today in the halls
    I saw this girl
    And I knew she didn't have friends
    She's always alone
    So what do I do?
    I go up to her and start a conversation
    And find out we have a lot in common
    She smiled so big and seemed so happy
    Someone finally noticed to her
    I plan to talk to her more
    Sometimes it's nice meeting new people
    And it's even nicer making their day

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 12:01am UTC
    You made me feel like you really
    liked me... and then you just left,
    just like it was nothing

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Does it ever kill you when you make
    conversation with the person you've been
    looking forward to talking to the entire day
    and they just kinda brush you off


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. Quote Quote
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    wan.der.lùst (noun)
    def- a strong desire to travel.

  16. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    you love too strongly
    and forgive too easily
    that shouldn't be a crime
    but in this society
    you'll pay for it.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Girls on their period period
    Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
    Uterus:Okay
    Girl:No -
    Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
    Me:FCK FCK FCK
    Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
    Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
    Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
    Cramps:Howdy
    Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
    Chocolate:No me
    Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
    Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
    Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
    Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
    Pad:You still missed.
    Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
    Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
    Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

  19. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    Even if you push them away, people who
    truly love you will always choose to stay.

  20. StillDreamingOn StillDreamingOn
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 12:31am UTC
    apps that shut off your music when you open them,
    just how freaking important do you think you are?
    nmq

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