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  1. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    *random person and i talking*
    Person- "what do you like to do for fun?"
    Me-"Well, sometimes when im bored, i ball up on the kitchen floor and pretend im a crumb."

  2. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    when i order a pizza~
    right before closing the door i yell, "Pizza's here!!"
    into my EMPTY apartment so the delivery guy doesnt think ALL that pizzas for me. ~FOREVER ALONE~

  3. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Im tired. im tired of all my friends cutting. im tired of them telling me and making me cry bc i care about them that much. Almost HALF of my cut. im just done. i cant take them cutting anymore and leaving me with the guilt that if they go too far. i try to help them. i try so hard. but the still do it.Your still living everyday and that means that theres something out there waiting for you. And you dont need to take that away.
    i love you guys so much.
    Please just stop.

  4. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Nothing is more beauti ful than
    a smile that's struggled through tears. ♥

  5. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    I have insecurities, of course,
    but I don't hang out with anyone
    who points them out to me.
    [ ~Adele <<<]

  6. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    "Isn't it funny
    how day by day
    nothing changes
    but when we look
    back everything
    is so different..."
    ― C.S. Lewis

  7. KaylaChester123 KaylaChester123
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:46am UTC
    You are my first
    My last
    My everything

  8. Nylia Nylia
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 9:07am UTC
    I walked by my brothers room and this is what i heard
    Brother#1: stop stop!!
    Brother#2: I'll never ever stop!
    Brother#1: But you do it to hard
    Me: uh guys? what's going on?
    Brother#1: He keeps punching me
    Me: ???????

  9. Nylia Nylia
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Me:*looks at someone's test to see if they got the wrong answers so i could laugh at there dumbness *
    Me:*getting caught*
    Teacher:Ailyn are you cheating?
    Me:oh no you got it all wrong ,ya see i was trying to see if she had the wrong answers
    Teacher :??????
    next day
    i got a 0
    the other girl got a 100

  10. Nylia Nylia
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:09am UTC
    Brother: Mommy im bleeding i need a bandaid
    Mommy: Sorry sweety we dont have any
    Brother: Yes we do, There's s some right their
    (points at Maxi Pads)
    Me: yep those are bandaids alright ,there just not for you
    Brother: Shut up,I was talking to mommy. Mommy you will let me use them right?
    Mommy:.................

  11. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:53am UTC
    When a website asked if i read all the terms
    and conditions
    AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:56am UTC
    BE WEIRD.
    BE RANDOM.
    BE WHO YOU ARE.
    BECAUSE YOU
    NEVER KNOW WHO
    WOULD LOVE THE
    PERSON YOU HIDE.

  13. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:59am UTC
    *i walk past my mom*
    Mom- "what does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?"
    Me- "i dont know, love you, talk to you later"
    Mom- "Okay. Ill ask your sister"

  14. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:02am UTC
    Don't you hate it when
    people aren't there for you?

  15. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    SOMETIMES GOODBYE'S HURT
    m o r e than anything
    especially when you you can feel it, and you
    just know deep down that you're
    never going to say hello again.

  16. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    If you live to be 100....
    I wish to be 100 minus 1 day.
    So I never have to live without you<3

  17. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
    Get up and find him.
    The poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.

  18. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    With great power.....
    Comes a great
    Electricity bill.

  19. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:26am UTC
    "Three things I couldn't live without are hair wax,
    Face wash, and Niall Horan because he's got Irish charm."
    -Liam Payne

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:28am UTC
    Liam: "I like the fact that fans have posters of us in their rooms."
    Harry: "And I love that they get undressed in front of us."

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