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  1. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  2. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
    " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
    i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
    notmine

  3. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  4. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  6. XXxDecodeYouxXX XXxDecodeYouxXX
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Music enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time

  7. iLoVeHimHeLoVeShEr iLoVeHimHeLoVeShEr
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    I wonder..• Do you see how much I "like" you?• How do you feel that way about me?• Do I even have a chance?Then I realize..• You probably do.• Of course you don't, who would?• You probably vomit in your mouth at the thought of an "us"

  8. hollywoodbarbiedoll hollywoodbarbiedoll
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    H i m
    His Eyes.
    His Hair.
    His Smile.
    His Laugh.
    His Dorkyness
    The Way He Says Your Name
    Those Butterflies He Gives You
    I didnt say a name, but you thought of that one special guy while you read this.

  9. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Girls who;; #36
    Are a hopeless romantic.
    Us guys really do want to kiss you in the rain.

    nmf

  10. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Girls who;; #38
    Aren't just our girlfriend, but our best friend.
    Us guys tend to get attached to the one we love.

    nmf
    credit: xosparksflyinxo

  11. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Girls who;; #39
    Support us.
    It shows us guys that you're there for us, 24/7.

    nmf

  12. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Girls who;; #40
    Know they're beautiful.
    It shows us guys you love your body just how it is.

    nmf

  13. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    If you have to change yourself for someone, then they don't love you for who you are♥

  14. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    When your hands brushed my sides,
    I found the smile I fought to hide.

  15. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Girls who;; #43
    Like to dance.
    Us guys find it extremely adorable, and we would love to dance with you.

    nmf

  16. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    All I need...
    is for someone to tell me its okay to be who I am.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    I don’t care if you think you have "swag".
    Pull up your pants and walk faster.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    boy: it's awkward buying condoms.
    girl: it's awkward walking around pregnant.

  19. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:40am UTC
    I'm staring,
    at the mess I made.

  20. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    All you need...
    is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.

:)

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