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  1. wishfull_thinking wishfull_thinking
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:41pm EDT
    I have seen so many
    Criminal Minds
    episodes,
    that I can kill you 50 differnet ways,
    and no one would ever know.

  2. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
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    May 21, 2012 5:33pm EDT
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  3. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:36pm EDT
    Things People Don't Say #44
    "Socks with sandels are SEXY"

  4. wittyspaz wittyspaz
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:47pm EDT
    If everyone cared and nobody cried
    If everyone loved and nobody lied
    If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
    Then we'd see the day when nobody died

  5. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:19pm EDT
    Things People Don't Say #49
    "WAIT, read the directions first"

  6. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:37pm EDT
    I am curren t ly H I GH
    on pixy stixs and soda.
    Yup, you heard me. not drugs. not alcohal.
    but some Pixi Stixs and a can of coke.
    my quote. nmf.

  7. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:40pm EDT
    Things People Don't Say #45
    "The new Disney Channel shows are WAAAAY better than the old ones. "

  8. UnderTheInfluence_ UnderTheInfluence_
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:26pm EDT
    The quote below this will describe you. Comment what you get.
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    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Beautiful.

  9. ForeverLovely ForeverLovely
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:14pm EDT
    The Concept of YOLO
    is not to go smoke,
    and drink, and make
    a fool of yourself.
    It is to go out and.
    Do something with your life
    That Matters.
    nmf♥

  10. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:33pm EDT
    Things People Don't Say #36
    "Hit me up on Club Penguin later"

  11. 2CuteForU 2CuteForU
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:17pm EDT
    let us all take a moment,
    and be thankful that
    spiders can't fly

  12. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:12pm EDT
    So Relatable #3
    -The awkward moment when you are the first one to the lunch table & it looks like you have no friends.
    tumblr.
    tumblr.

  13. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
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    July 12, 2010 11:09am EDT
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  15. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:10pm EDT
    When life gives you lemons,
    throw them away
    don’t waste your time,
    go buy some lemonade.

  16. Laura001 Laura001
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:47am EDT
    Hover your
    mouse over
    this quote


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  19. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 6:38pm EDT
    Cause I'm halfway gone
    AND I'M ON MY WAY

  20. rissriss rissriss
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:11pm EDT
    I got asked to prom on top of the Eiffel Tower.
    And the thing is...
    it wasn't a dream

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