Witty Profiles

sign in or join



Member Since: 2 Dec 2011 06:08pm

Last Seen: 24 May 2012 03:40pm

user id: 245886

239 Favorites
6 Following
Comment Points
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

Me :)
<3 football
<3 summer
<3 snow
<3 Danny
# 10
# 2
<3 tv
Shopping :)

sports !!!!!
wish on anything (literally)


i love witty because
i can say
i want
and no one 
gives me
crap about it
at all!
Thank you Steve,
for letting girls like me
have thier say in life
Image 24 of 44 Image 10 of 34 Image 5 of 22 Image 4 of 54 Image 9 of 54 Image 10 of 54 Image 25 of 54 Image 29 of 54 Image 34 of 54
Image 48 of 54

Image 52 of 54
  1. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    Now Find The Mistake:
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again.
    Your Wish Will Come True!
    You Have 19 Minutes!
    Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  2. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    who else realized that the numbers change for every preview...
    format credit;; JustADream_

  3. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    lazy fact #7256452563156897
    you were too lazy to read that number.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  4. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Dear "Cool People",
    They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
    Sincearly, Nerds.
    Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
    Sarah Sure they did, it's called Airheads.
    28 minutes ago · Like

  5. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Things You Don't Want Your Doctor To Say #14
    "Yes, Captain Obvious. I accidently cut off his head. Why are you standing there?!?!? Go get the Duct Tape!!!!!"

  6. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  7. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Thank you layoutsbyliv for helping by witty become wittylicious!! :)

  8. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses.
    [x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    [x] I've fell in public.
    [] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [] I've glued my hand to something.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [x]I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've rode in a taxi.
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've gone to therapy.

  9. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    The Best Day On The Mountain #1
    <3 A dream come true <3
    "Come on everyone on the bus, were leaving in 2 minutes," Mrs. Carlson yelled.
    I, Bethany, got a seat with my best friend sydney. Of course were such children that we agrued for the window seat... but behind us was Noah Dodd and Danny Amlie, two of my cute crushes.
    See we have a thing here with my friends, we dont let each other date our crushes and we have all agreed that it would be fair that way. I like Danny Amlie and Noah Dodd. Jordan likes Jack Mauer. Izzy likes Jack Thode. Sydney likes Logan Fisher. Lately our aggreement has been tested. The guys have been asking us out to try to find out which girl likes which guy because they know about our aggrement.
    Worst. Bus. Ride. Ever. 2. Hours. Long.
    When we finally got there we all went to the ski rental place and we all got our snowboards and gear. I got one of the two lime green boards (my faveorite color). Guess who got the other one. Noah Dodd :) All of us headed out to the different level trails. I went down a medium trail because i knew i needed some warm up time. When i got to the bottom of the mountain i noticed that someone with a lime green board was just finishing. Not many people were going on the medium trail. All of the dare-devils went of the expert or hard trail and all of the very beginers went on the easy trail.
    "Oh great," i thought to myself. "i'll have to ride with Noah all the way up to the top"
    "Hey... um... Beth, i guess were riding together blondie," He said with a smirk on his face. I knew something was up. When we were finally alone things got really akward. Apparently he knew about the agreement too.
    "Blondie?" He asked.
    "Yes," i responded.
    "Do you want to out with me?" He asked.
    "Um... yes," i said hesitationally.
    "What? You mean that you like me," He was surely confused.
    "Well don't i kinda have to?" i asked, just as confused as he was. I guess he thought that one of my friends liked him. But NO, I like him... :) (sorry contiuing)
    So then we kept talking and he started to believe what just happening and started to act like we were going out. After we went down another medium trail we rode all the way to the top of the mountain so we could get some hot chocolate. I admit it it was getting really cold.

  10. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    when my friends are complaining
    about how many faves they have
    so i make a secret acont and fave ALL of their stuff just to make them smile :)

  11. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I may be weak
    but your spirits strong in me.
    my flesh may fail,
    but my God
    you never will.

  12. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    I put forth my best effort and when my team puts out 1/2 of their best i always regret puting my sports infront of my bodies saftey.
    now i have bruises that i blame on them. :(

  13. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    I <3 your last name soooo much
    want to make it mine :)

  14. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    When a friendship loses its truse and respect...
    It cannot limp on.

  15. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Admit it
    we have all accidently spelled witty with a "h"

  16. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Favorite this if you think that
    2 x0 x1 x2
    is something good to wish on :)

  17. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:16am UTC

    If your a BLONDIE favorite this if your not stupid
    If your a SOFTBALL player favorite this if your girly
    If your a GUITAR player favorite this is if you have sweet shoes
    If your a ATHLETE favorite this if you can flirt so much that people complain

  18. bball_girl bball_girl
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    I like a guy shorter than me...
    he had his friend ask me...
    "how tall are you?"


Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2020 Witty Profiles