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  1. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:42pm UTC
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  2. battylover126 battylover126
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    July 18, 2011 3:46pm UTC
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  3. battylover126 battylover126
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    July 18, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    & Maybe...
    She isn't as strong as she looks.
    Maybe she cries herself to sleep.
    Maybe she thinks about that one moment every night and says "will anyone ever understand?"
    Because she knows not one of her friends will.
    They weren't there.

  4. battylover126 battylover126
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    June 18, 2011 8:00pm UTC
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  5. battylover126 battylover126
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    May 18, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    That awkward moment when:
    Rebecca Black asks Justin Beiber to sing a duet, and he says "Never."

  6. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    LAY YOUR HEEEEAAADD DOWN ON MY PILLOW

  7. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    Brian: You're drunk!
    Stewie: You're sexy:)

  8. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE, TEACH ME TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
    <3

  9. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    REPOST THIS
    theres this really mean girl. her profile is jpthtsme. I need everyone when I say everyone I mean EVERYONE who sees this to repost this, and when you do, go to her quotes and see for yourself. If we all block her, no one will be able to hear from her and her nasty comments.
    We witty girls can get rid of these people and the mean things there saying. Please, for your own sakes

  10. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    Before & After Love
    BEFORE : You take my breath away.
    AFTER : I feel like I'm suffocating.
    BEFORE : Twice a night.
    AFTER : Twice a month.
    BEFORE : She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
    AFTER : She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
    BEFORE : Don't stop.
    AFTER : Don't start.
    BEFORE : We agree on everything.
    AFTER : Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
    BEFORE : Charming and Noble.
    AFTER : Chernobyl.
    BEFORE : Idol.
    AFTER : Idle.
    BEFORE : I love a woman with curves.
    AFTER : I never said you were fat.
    BEFORE : He's completely lost without me.
    AFTER : Why won't he ever ask for directions?
    BEFORE : Time stood still.
    AFTER : This relationship is going nowhere.
    BEFORE : You look so seductive in black.
    AFTER : Your clothes are so depressing.
    BEFORE : Oysters.
    AFTER : Fishsticks.
    BEFORE : I can hardly believe we found each other.
    AFTER : I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
    BEFORE : Passion.
    AFTER : Ration.
    BEFORE : Once upon a time.
    AFTER : The end.

  11. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    Repost!!
    On May 13, 2011, write:
    Witty <3 on your hand
    and look for anyone else
    who has it! Witty is like a
    big family. Who wouldn't
    want to meet other family
    members?

  12. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    Why can't people we hate just go away and do their own thing instead of trying to buy our real friends?
    I mean seriously! Who is really that selfish?

  13. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 12:09am UTC
    i wish u'd just leave me and my friends alone.
    ur really starting to bug me.
    and NO i'm not holding a grudge for too long.
    just long enough:)

  14. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    That time of the month again..
    ice cream late-nights
    bloating :(
    cramps in science
    mood swings
    bad hair ( my own observation )
    sweats and hoodies
    headaches
    WHY?!?!?!?!

  15. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    HERE I AM SIGNED, SEALED DELIVERED..
    I'M YOURS :)

  16. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 11:52am UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END ITS WORTH IT A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you truly believe in God PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" stand up for Him. 51% won't repost this

  17. battylover126 battylover126
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    April 13, 2011 11:02pm UTC
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  18. battylover126 battylover126
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    April 11, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Don't Hate Me 'Cuz I'm Beautiful :)

  19. battylover126 battylover126
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    April 8, 2011 8:53pm UTC
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  20. battylover126 battylover126
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    April 5, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    haha...
    OOOPS!
    did I rip up your math homework?
    it was an accident...
    I guess i was being stupid.(list)

:)

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