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ohhshanappp
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November 7, 2011 6:49pm UTC

getting over a painful experience
is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point
in order to move forward.

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zachmiller812
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January 7, 2015 3:05pm UTC

Can't wat to go back to college and get to sleep with my gf at night again!

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zachmiller812
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January 12, 2015 2:00pm UTC

I miss you more than anything and this week cant go by fast enough

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*Elena;~ ♥*

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November 17, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Things to say/do to a telemarker;
"I'm blind, could you repeat that?"
(Speak with perfect English) "I don't speak English, sorry!"
Say "Want to hear a cool noise?" Then hang up.
"My grandma fell off a cliff last week, don't you even care?!" Then hang up.
Act real interested, then at then end tell them no thanks and hang up.
Try to sell THEM something.
Pick up the phone and say "It's completed, but there's blood everywhere."
"Hello, this is the local spe.rm bank. You jack it we pack it! How may we help you?"

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yourcool
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December 18, 2013 3:24am UTC

one time I overslept and my mom came into
my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 3:02pm UTC

i'm single by choice. just not my choice.

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bye*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 2:21pm UTC

a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her

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happiest*
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November 21, 2013 2:51pm UTC

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

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Hale_Storm18
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October 14, 2013 10:34pm UTC

It's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fcking double standard

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Girls on their period period
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

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cassidawn
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October 8, 2014 12:05am UTC

I promise I'm a lot nicer than my "walking to class" face would lead you to believe

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_Jannette
posted a quote
October 8, 2014 12:26am UTC

Mom: "Please turn the oven on"
Me: "I tried everything mom. The oven simply doesn't find me sexually attractive."

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
August 26, 2014 6:30am UTC

idk what i'm doing with my life but i know i'm doing it wrong

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
July 6, 2014 8:06pm UTC

My life is just one massive awkward moment.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
June 30, 2014 3:05pm UTC

▂ ▃ ▅ ▇ █ AT&T 4:00am ▇▇▇▇ ((●
Him
Edit
Messages
◆
What kinda detergent do
you use
◄
I don't mean that in a
weird way
◄
Like I'm not gonna go to the supermarket and inhale the scent of the detergent you use and think about you
◄
Text Message
Send
▅
▂ ● ●

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 7, 2014 10:03am UTC

I hate it when you confront someone
because they've been s.hitty towards
you, and they turn it around so you're
the one that seems s.hitty. like, what
the hell? I'm not the horrible person,
you are. stop making me feel bad.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 8:23pm UTC

YOU ARE NOT FAT.
YOU HAVE FAT.
YOU ALSO HAVE FINGERNAILS.
BUT YOU ARE NOT FINGERNAILS.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 5:55pm UTC

I was actually having a good hair day
and was I totally going to take selfies, but
then I realized I'm having a bad face day.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 4:02pm UTC

I don't
hold grudges.
I remember
facts.

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