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  1. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    You know you play softball when your left hand is whiter than your arm, because of your batting glove!

  2. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Who else remembers,
    Brick wall, water fall, girl you think you got it all, but you dont i do, so BOOM with that attitude.
    Peace punch, captian crunch, i got something you cant touch, BANG BANG choo choo train wind me up ill do my thing.
    Reeces pieces, 7up, mess with me, ill mess you up!!!

  3. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    I'm having some trouble deciding what my favorite sport is... I know is my decision but if you guys could just comment your favorite out of these 3 that might help me...
    1. Basketball
    2. Softball
    3. Volleyball

  4. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road on a motorcycle
    Girl:"Scared."
    Guy:"No, this is fun."low down. Im sca
    Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."
    Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
    Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"
    Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
    *Girl huged him*
    Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."
    Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.
    The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he wouldn't...put this on your profile to show you have a heart<3<3<3

  5. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    I may not know where I came from,
    but I know where i'm going and...
    it's not here.

  6. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    I'm a Crazy Baby, great Lady, Total Cutie, W!th a Booty, Curvy Hips, Glossed Lips,Angel Baby, Spoiled Maybe,Bangin Style, gorguz Smile,Short Skirt,Luv 2 Fl!it Tempt!n Lips, Candy kiss
    I'm The Chick U dont wana miss!

  7. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
    When protection meant wearing a helmet?
    When the worst thing you can get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth & mom was your hero!
    Your worst enemies were your siblings.
    Race issues involved who ran the fastest.
    War was only a card game.
    The only drug you knew was cough medicine.
    When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a sl*.
    The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees. Goodbyes were only until tomorrow.
    Yet we couldn’t wait to grow up ♥

  8. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Who cares about his parents, why cant we just be together??? :'(

  9. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  10. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Pick five artists you love before reading the questions:
    1. One Direction
    2. Katy Perry
    3. Gym Class Heroes
    4. Awolnation
    5. Bruno Mars
    1) What was the first song you heard by 1?
    What Makes You Beautiful.
    2) What’s your favorite song by 5?
    Today My Life Begins
    3) What kind of impact has 1 left on your life?
    Kept me thinking about my life a head, and dont focus on the bad
    4) What are your favorite lyrics of 5?
    "I will break these chains that bind me, happiness will find me"
    5) How many times have you seen 4 live?
    None :(
    6) What is your favorite song by 2?
    Wide Awake.
    7) When did you first get in to 5?
    Since he first became and artist
    8) How did you get into 3?
    my friend introduced me to them
    9) What is your favorite song by 4?
    Sail
    10) Is there a song by 2 that makes you sad?
    The One That Got Away
    11) What is your favorite song(s) by 3?
    Stereo Hearts.
    12) Which song do you dislike by number 1?
    None really :)

  11. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Type your name: Madison
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Madison
    Type your name with your elbow: msuopiean
    Type your name with your nose:madison
    Bash your head on the keyboard: ghbgb
    Repost this but delete my answers!

  12. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    I miss him more than ever, but does he even think about what we used to have?

  13. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I miss him more than ever, but does he even think about what we used to have?

  14. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    I miss him more than ever, but does he even think about what we used to have?

  15. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    So yesterday i was talking to my g'ma and my grandpa said something stupid, so my g'ma turs to me and says,
    "All guys are idiots, and i married their KING!"
    I just thought that was funny so i thought i would share it will you guys!

  16. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    So yesterday i was talking to my g'ma and my grandpa said something stupid, so my g'ma turs to me and says,
    "All guys are idiots, and i married their KING!"
    I just thought that was funny so i thought i would share it will you guys!

  17. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Why is it so EASY to fall IN love, but so HARD to fall OUT of love?

  18. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    For all the Ladies out there.
    Its always hard to let go when you know your in a great relationship but when you know you gotta do it, do it!
    I just got dumped and he said it was because of his parents but i just dont believe that becuase his parents were super sweet and anything we wanted they would do for us.
    I dont really know what to do because i really liked him and still do.
    If you have any suggestions on what i should say to him or any advice i would really appreciate it! Thanks! </3

  19. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Pleas Help Me!
    So i have a boyfriend and we have been dating for 6 weeks! :) but there is a problem....
    I love him soooo much, I know that kinda weird to say but i honestly do! and he has been going over to this other girls house a lot... he says they are just really good friends but he knows i dont like her............ Nevermind he just broke up with me:(

  20. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    It only LOOKED like it was on purpose...
    *but really it was just a PLANNED ACCIDENT ;)*

:)

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