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Hi. I am Jordan. I regret things I have done. I am done trying to change peoples perspectives of me so think what you want. i dont care. I have 2 sisters, 2 brothers, 1 neice, 1 dog and 1 kitten. Most of the time I feel like the only person I can open up to completely is my niece, Giselle. Even though she may or may not understand what I am saying, she have gotten me through so much. Giselle was always the shoulder for me to cry on when everyone else didn't care.  My favorite color is bluee. I play softball and basketball cause you knooww, there amazzinngg(; If you ever need to vent you can text or call me at 331 330 7278 or find me on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000036313055.  Thanks if you actually read all of this. Follow mee(:
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  1. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    The other day,
    I overheard my grandma
    talking to my mom.
    My grandma said;
    I hope Jordan doesnt mind me staring at her. She's just so beautiful.
    at least someone thinks so..

  2. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 6:34pm UTC

    DO THE

  3. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Warning: Things WILL change.
    Are you sure you want to delete him from your life?

  4. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:30am UTC
    I let one of my best friends go. I told you that if he cant stand up for me against your girlfriend, then i cant be your friend anymore. Seems like you dont even care. I was hoping you'd be chasing after me. But youre not. She changed you so much. everyone can see it except you. You really need to get your thoughts together and figure out who you care about more. Your best friends. or your girlfriend.
    I'm done with you.

  5. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 12:40pm UTC
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  6. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 12:36pm UTC
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  7. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:31am UTC
    Your eyes hurt, from all the tears. Your head pounds against your skull, because all you think about is how he doesnt care about you anymore. Your stomach turns, ties into knots. Your shaking inside, your pillow is soaked from all the tears you shed every night. Your heart hurts, you know that he doesnt think about you, even though you think about him every night, But to him, you dont exist anymore, youre just a memory, Nothing more. But you keep loving him, even when he stopped loving you.
    not mine

  8. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I'm finally over you.
    ( hold your cursor over this quote)
    h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

  9. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:10am UTC
    And from now on, I will
    T R Y
    to get over him.
    But if I can't don't blame me.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  10. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Dear Tummy
    Sorry for all the butterflies
    Dear Pillow
    Sorry for all the tears
    Dear Heart
    Sorry for all the damage
    Dear Brain
    you were right
    He's just not worth it

  11. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 10:40am UTC
    You replace me,
    I replace you.
    and that's how its done b*tch.

  12. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 9:53am UTC
    I'm jealous.
    and I feel like I'm

  13. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 9:44am UTC
    I want to be the girlfriend.
    not the friend.
    not the girl you go to when you need a confident boost.
    not the other girl.
    not the last choice.
    I want to be
    the one who is loved, held and
    who gets the calls late at night.
    and the cute surprises,
    the kisses on the foreheads,
    and the I miss you's
    I want it
    A L L
    format: basketball2106♥

  14. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Thirty-two three secrets. Be honest no matter what.
    Zero - Who was your last text from? Noah
    One - Where was your default pic taken? My room
    Two - Are you being honest? Yeahh
    Three-Have you ever lost a close friend? yeah
    Four - What is your current mood? replaced and depressed
    Five- Whats your brothers name? Kyle and Ryan
    Six - Where do you wish you were right now? with *him*
    Seven - Have a crazy side? yeah
    Eight - Ever had a near death experience? kinda
    Nine - Something you do a lot? sing, listen to music, procrastinate
    Ten - Angry at anyone? not really
    Eleven - What's stopping you from going for the person you like? We tried it once. actually 5 times. but now he likes someone else.
    Twelve - When was the last time you cried? yesterday
    Thirteen - Is there anyone you would do anything for? Yes<3
    Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep? my life and my crusshhh
    Fifteen-Do you still have pictures of an ex boyfriend/girlfriend? i guess you can say that
    Sixteen- What was the last thing in your mouth? Nyquil
    Seventeen- Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Helena
    Eighteen- What is your favorite song? I dunno, i have alot.
    Nineteen- What are you doing right now? texting Nooaahh and Cassidy(:
    Twenty - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? Hollister
    Twenty-one- Do you enjoy drama? nooppe.
    Twenty two- Describe your life in three words? my life? umm.. stressful, crazy, unique
    Twenty three- Who are you thinking of right now? Noah
    Twenty four- What should you be doing right now? sleeping
    Twenty five- What are you listening to? Secrets by One Republic
    Twenty-six- Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS? not really
    Twenty seven- Who was the last person who yelled at you? my mom
    Twenty eight-Why were you last sad? my crush/ exboyfriend likes my friend and i think she likes him too.
    Twenty nine- Do you use smiley faces on the computer? yeahh(:
    Thirty-Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? who hasnntt?
    Thirty one- Are you happy with life right now? not really
    Thirty two- Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now? nope. i just wish things were different

  15. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Failed a class
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    100% truth!

  16. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    goodbye.. </3 :'(

  17. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Do you like me now?
    with all this makeup?
    with bigger boobs?
    with a skinnier body?
    with skin tight shirts?
    with booty shorts?
    with perfectly straight damaged hair?
    with tan skin?
    with no acne?

  18. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Mom & Dad: What's your favorite softball
    Me: I like playing pitcher, catcher and shortstop.
    But as long as I am on the field and playing, I'm
    Mom & Dad: You've grown up Jor(:
    t r u e . s t o ry <3
    l m l

  19. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: What?!?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: YES!
    *Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*
    *Exactly One Month Later*
    Girl's friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.!
    Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.} ... ...
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Hi.
    Boy: How's it going?
    Girl: It's fine.
    Boy: What's wrong?
    Girl: I think we should break up..
    Boy: What..?
    Girl: We should break up.
    Boy: Why..?
    Girl: It`s Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/:
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I've never met your family..
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..
    Boy: I wish I could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I Have To Go..
    Boy: Thanks for trying..
    {Next day:}
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: I'm sorry..
    Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: Okay.../;
    {Freshman year:}
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody. {Sophomore year:}
    Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody.
    {Junior year:}
    Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp)
    Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -&&- Always Will!
    Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else.
    Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)
    Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m gone. I Love You♥ Don`t Forget That!!(:
    Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.) {The next day:}
    Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)
    Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.
    Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)
    {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!)
    Boy: (Asks to speak)
    Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing- All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone.... I Wish I Could Change That.!
    Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)
    The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself;
    To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28. FAV Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./: FAV And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight:) FAV If You Have A Heart And Want To Find A Cure For All Serious Diseases Including Cancer

  20. basketball2106 basketball2106
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Don't judge me.
    Yesterday I bought a bunch of Hollister clothes. Why? I thought it would make people like me if I dress like them. It took me til today to realize that new clothes can't buy new friends.


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