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posted a quote
April 16, 2012 5:14pm UTC

So once a month
my guidence councler comes in to my class and we discuss situations. Well, he asked my opinion on one of the girls and I said
"She's a biitch."
Whoa, I got in trouble. But I made my guidence councler and math teacher die from laughing.
-_-
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Marshearts
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April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

You drink water, breath, and blink? We have SO MUCH IN COMMON...I hear wedding bells!
♥

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witheverythingihave
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April 16, 2012 3:24pm UTC

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 12:36pm UTC

So today, I turn 16.
And I've already...
Watched my best friend's mother die.
Been verbally abused by my stepdad.
Watch my best friend get sick.
Loose my virginity.
Watch my best friend die.
Find out I was pregnant.
Get kicked out of my home.
Dropped out of school.
Found out I'm going to be an auntie.
Lost my baby.
And had to leave witty from all the hate.
And I wasn't even 16 then.
But if I had to live it again, I wouldn't change a thing.

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Sara*
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April 16, 2012 7:52am UTC

Me: I love One Direction
Friend: Same ! But I don't like Niall. He's the worst. His teeth...
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Police: So... she just fell off the cliff?

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BravoSierra
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April 16, 2012 3:03pm UTC

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letssfallinnlovee
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Does anyone else remember any of these shows/movies?
The proud family
Even stevens
Lizzie Macguire
Naturally Sadie
American Dragon
The Replacements
Kim possible Phil of the future
Life With Derek
Dave the barbarian (this show was my life)
Totally in Tune
Cory in the House
Braceface
Boy meets world
Brotherly love
That's so Raven
Brandy & Mr. Whiskers
All dogs go to heaven
Read it and weep
Life is ruff
You lucky dog
Brink!
Halloweentown
Smart House
Can of worms
The Thirteenth year
Jump in
Minutemen
Twitches
Cow belles
Go figure
Stuck in the suburbs
Now you see it
Pixel perfect
Double teamed
Cadet Kelly
Cheetah Girls
The luck of the Irish
Zenon: Girl of the 21st century
Motorcrossed
Movie Surfers
Full court miracle
Angels in the outfields
The scream team
Under wraps
Johnny Tsunami
Genius
Hatching Pete
Don't look under the bed
Mom's got a date with a vampire
Sister from planet weird
Quints
Up, up, and away
The color of friendship
Ice Princess
Mike's super short show (i cried when this show stopped airing)
Sky high.
Favorite if you do and comment if i missed any.
P.S. Please don't steal, it took me a long time to remember all of these.

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alibaby2014
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April 16, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Yes Officer,
I Saw The "Speed Limit" Sign, I Just Didn't See You..

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dontlietomyface12
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Just because it's called make-up...
doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face.
True shiz

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 11:03am UTC

Oh, yeah, I have a boyfriend.
Yep, we've gone pretty far.
We've even showered together.
Yeah, that's right...
Meet Mr. Rubber Ducky.

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shebelieved316
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:14pm UTC

When you're on the phone with him and he has the sexiest sleepy voice ever♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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E*
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:44am UTC

please don't see me,
please don't see me,
please don't see me.
"HEYYYYYYYYY!"
Dammit.

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iamkenzie97
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 2:56pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you notice someone's zipper is down
and you don't know if you should tell
them or not because you don't know how
to explain why you were looking that low.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IGotTheFacts
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Fact #2-
The Most Popular Name In The World Is "Muhammad"...
Now Fave this Quote if Thats Not Your Name.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Did you know...
Your eyes are most sensitive to yellow-green.
That's why you almost just went blind.

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LoveMexXx
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:04pm UTC

WHAT IF...
our entire life had been a dream and when we died we would wake up as a baby....hmmnmf/nmq :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IGotTheFacts
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Fact #3-
95% of people feel unconfortable when the T.V volume is at an odd number.
fave if your part of that 95%

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