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  1. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Honestly, I wish my best guy friend would actually see that I like him...a lot :(

  2. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    This is the part of me
    That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no
    This is the part of me
    That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no
    Throw your sticks and your stones, throw your bombs and your blows
    But you’re not gonna break my soul
    This is the part of me
    That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no

  3. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    how do you put a layout on your profile??

  4. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    MY FRIEND JACOB: YOU'RE GONNA GET KARMA BECAUSE YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME
    ME: I DON'T GET KARMA
    AFTER SCHOOL: ME FALLING OFF A CHAIR
    EVERYONE AROUND ME: LAUGHING HISTERICALLY:))

  5. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Everyone: I LOVE HIM, HE'S PERFECT
    Me: YEAH, WELL I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND SO....WHATEVS :)

  6. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Sorry guys, I'm Team Gale :))

  7. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    When your heart falls, pick up the pieces
    when you cry, wipe away the tears, and laugh
    because remember he's the one missing out on you
    The truth is: he's not worth It!!

  8. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    That "I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT" MOMENT.....
    when you are reading an ad, and you want to fave it!!!
    yup that's me:))

  9. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    PS, NO OFFENSE TO BLONDES :) I LOVE THEM ALL
    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
    * she called me to get my phone number.
    * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
    * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
    *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    *she tried to drown a fish.
    *she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
    *she tripped over a cordless phone.
    *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
    *she studied for a blood test.
    *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
    *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

  10. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Finding out the truth is easy,
    but accepting the truth is hard <3

  11. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    don't be afraid to go for what you want in life <3

  13. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    The Awkward momentwhen you accidentaly fave your own quote!!!

  15. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    cheesy pick-up line #1
    if you were homework, i'd do you ereday!!!

  16. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Girl: I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ... -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye. **************************** 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: Wassup...you ready? - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise. - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one. - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. - Boy: I promise. - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped. - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off. - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl: Omg...(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes. If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this

  17. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    If you have ever been called
    "Ugly,"
    Put this as your quote and whoever
    "♥'s"
    it, disagrees.

  18. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    who says the hunger games can't have teams:
    TEAM GALE OR TEAM PEETA

  19. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I kinda feel like talking to someone....so anyone...I don't bite :)

  20. bandnerd4life bandnerd4life
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    MUSIC: What you wish you could tell someone in person

:)

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