ChocoTaco posted a quote
March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC
*My thoughts before I go to sleep* Me: I hope I did all my math homework. Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow. Me: Why can't it be the weekend. Me: *Looks at clock* Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!! Me: I should pray... Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants. Me: Amen. Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me... Me: *Closes eyes* *Something falls off dresser* Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes* Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life. Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly. Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff* Me: *Starts crying* Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down* Me: *Cries harder* Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time.. Me: Need. to. concentrate. Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me* Me: *Falls asleep*
To me,the best feeling in the world is getting a hug from the boy you care about most. Sure, it’s nothing hot or sexy, but it’s completely adorable and irresistible. You feel so safe, secure and warm and so does your heart. You’re so close, I bet he can feel it beating. He’s got to be a good hugger of course, but then again, why wouldn’t he be?
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on." So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'" So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems." Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on." She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me." So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine." He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants." So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
TO DO LIST: 1. WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS "LIFE", HAND OUT LEMONS 2. HIRE TWO PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS. GET THEM TO FOLLOW EACH OTHER. 3. GO INTO A CROWDED ELEVATOR & SAY "I BET YOU'RE ALL WONDERING WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE." WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. 4. MAKE VANILLA PUDDING. PUT IT IN A MAYO JAR. EAT IT IN PUBLIC. 5. RUN INTO A STORE, ASK WHAT YEAR IT IS. WHEN SOMEONE ANSWERS, YELL "IT WORKED!" AND RUN OUT CHEERING. 6. CHANGE NAME TO SIMON. SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON. 7. FOLLOW JOGGERS AROUND IN A CAR BLASTING "EYE OF THE TIGER" FOR ENCOURAGEMNT.
I want to go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from a girls parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first kiss would be with someone you've been dating for months, not hookup with a guy you meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give you his jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just by wearing a t-shirt, jeans and a pair of shoes. I wanna go back to the generation where the guy actually wanted the girl, not always just the s#x. I wanna go back to the generation where couples slow danced, not grind. I wanna go back to where love actually made sense. <3
TONIGHT HE SURPRISED ME & SENT ME A VIDEO REQUEST on oovoo seeing that i was on. i was hesitant because i had on a tee shirt & no makeup with my hair undone I ANSWERED & HE SAW ME & SAID, 'WOW, YOU LOOK AMAZING. no makeup? that's my FAVORITE.
So i'm sitting in Chemistry and the guy behind me was like "Hey Ashley". So I turned around and he said "wanna tie?" And I just look at him all confused and he opens his backpack and it is filled with nothing but ties. So he says "White shirt with grey batman symbol - i got this". Then he pulls out a long skinny grey tie and long story short I have a new tie. UPDATE: I've passed 5 different people who yelled out "YOU'VE MET THE KID TOO?!" There's a tie dealer in my school. nmq
*le Spanish class* Teacher: Kelsie! Is that a phone I see in your hand? Me: *raises hand with gum pack* Oh, you mean thi- Teacher: *yells* FREEZE! HANDS IN THE AIR! Me: *puts hands in the air* Teacher: Now.. wave them around like you just don't care! Me: *looks at him weird, waves hands* Teacher: YOU CARED A LITTLE BIT! Me: No, I swear I didn't care! Teacher: LIES! True story.