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  1. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    how many times have you
    watched me fall
    just to smile?
    i've been through
    thick & thin.
    we've struggled through
    now we
    SMILE .

  2. Itsmeagaingorgeous Itsmeagaingorgeous
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    What would you do
    If I told you
    That I don't want another boyfriend,
    Because of everything you put me through.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Itsmeagaingorgeous Itsmeagaingorgeous
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    &Here's to all of the people who have cut,
    then realized it wasn't worth it.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    i'm honestly so surprised that
    no one has ever punched me in the face.

  6. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    I WISH I COULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE
    WHEN YOU READ MY TEXTS.

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    *My thoughts before I go to sleep*
    Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
    Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
    Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
    Me: *Looks at clock*
    Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
    Me: I should pray...
    Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
    Me: Amen.
    Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
    Me: *Closes eyes*
    *Something falls off dresser*
    Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
    Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
    Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
    Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
    Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
    Me: *Starts crying*
    Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
    Me: *Cries harder*
    Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
    Me: Need. to. concentrate.
    Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
    Me: *Falls asleep*

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    To me,the best
    feeling in the world
    is getting a hug from the boy you care about most.
    Sure, it’s nothing hot or sexy,
    but it’s completely adorable and irresistible.
    You feel so safe, secure and warm
    and so does your heart.
    You’re so close, I bet he can feel it beating.
    He’s got to be a good hugger of course,
    but then again,
    why wouldn’t he be?

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Mom: What did you learn in school today?
    Me: That I hate everyone more than I thought

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
    "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
    So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"
    So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
    Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."
    She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
    So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
    Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."
    He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."
    So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    TO DO LIST:
    1. WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS "LIFE", HAND OUT LEMONS
    2. HIRE TWO PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS. GET THEM TO FOLLOW EACH OTHER.
    3. GO INTO A CROWDED ELEVATOR & SAY "I BET YOU'RE ALL
    WONDERING WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE." WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
    4. MAKE VANILLA PUDDING. PUT IT IN A MAYO JAR. EAT IT IN PUBLIC.
    5. RUN INTO A STORE, ASK WHAT YEAR IT IS. WHEN SOMEONE ANSWERS, YELL "IT WORKED!" AND RUN OUT CHEERING.
    6. CHANGE NAME TO SIMON. SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON.
    7. FOLLOW JOGGERS AROUND IN A CAR BLASTING "EYE OF THE
    TIGER" FOR ENCOURAGEMNT.

  13. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Staring at your scars
    and remembering
    each moment that
    created them

  14. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    I want to go back to the generation when a
    guy had to get permission from a girls
    parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to
    the generation where a guy would
    physically call her and talk to her, not
    text. I wanna go back to the generation
    where your first kiss would be with
    someone you've been dating for months,
    not hookup with a guy you meet in a club.
    I wanna go back to the generation where a
    guy would give you his jacket. I wanna go back to
    the generation where a girl can get any guy
    just by wearing a t-shirt, jeans and a pair of shoes.
    I wanna go back to the generation where the
    guy actually wanted the girl, not always just the s#x.
    I wanna go back to the generation where couples
    slow danced, not grind. I wanna go back to where
    love actually made sense. <3

  15. AmbersWittyProfile AmbersWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:00am UTC
    Taylor Swift can't sing? Oh yeah I'm sure her hundreds of awards and 7 grammys agree with you.

  16. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    TONIGHT HE SURPRISED ME & SENT ME A VIDEO REQUEST
    on oovoo seeing that i was on. i was hesitant
    because i had on a tee shirt & no makeup with my hair undone
    I ANSWERED & HE SAW ME
    & SAID, 'WOW, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
    no makeup? that's my
    FAVORITE.

  17. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    So i'm sitting in Chemistry and the guy behind me was like "Hey Ashley".
    So I turned around and he said "wanna tie?"
    And I just look at him all confused and he opens his backpack and it is filled with nothing but ties.
    So he says "White shirt with grey batman symbol - i got this".
    Then he pulls out a long skinny grey tie and long story short I have a new tie.
    UPDATE: I've passed 5 different people who yelled out "YOU'VE MET THE KID TOO?!"
    There's a tie dealer in my school.
    nmq

  18. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    *le Spanish class*
    Teacher: Kelsie! Is that a phone I see in your hand?
    Me: *raises hand with gum pack* Oh, you mean thi-
    Teacher: *yells* FREEZE! HANDS IN THE AIR!
    Me: *puts hands in the air*
    Teacher: Now.. wave them around like you just don't care!
    Me: *looks at him weird, waves hands*
    Teacher: YOU CARED A LITTLE BIT!
    Me: No, I swear I didn't care!
    Teacher: LIES!
    True story.

  19. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    At Home:
    I'm so lonely I want someone to cuddle me!
    In Public:
    Everyone stay away from me, oh my god.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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