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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 9:38pm UTC

I was having a really bad morning
But this kid with special needs
Came up to me
And was talking to me
Making me laugh
He never judged me
It totally made my day better
The little things in life just make me happy

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC

HOW TO BE SKINNY
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
Congratulations, you're skinny.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 9:31am UTC

I am a social vegan...
I avoid meet

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spence*
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 1:02pm UTC

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
"Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
"This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
Those children all flew into the arms of their King
And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
And as if He could read all the question's he had
He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
The He looked down on earth, the world far below
He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
"Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
"May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
"I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
"Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
"In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

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WhatsMyName
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 10:55pm UTC

That hot guy moment;
when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. ♥

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 12:20pm UTC

Everyone else on here is like;
I love him.
He gave me my hoodie.
We kissed in the rain.
And I'm here like,
"I love my cat..."

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Rachel*
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 9:51pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
you don't know if you should hug a person goodbye or not.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"
day.made.

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An'*
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 8:28pm UTC

someday he's going to look me
in the eyes and say, "thank you for not giving up on me." ♥

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captivated
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 2:11am UTC

cinderella
didn't have to take off her dress «
» to get prince charming
AND NEITHER DO YOU. ♥

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kelllyyy725
posted a quote
February 4, 2011 3:45pm UTC

That best mood
where you think everything is hilarious. ♥

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cpagirl
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 7:34pm UTC

Boyfriend: Just out of curiousity, why did you dump your last boyfriend?
Girlfriend: I thought I liked him... but he always tried to change things about me.
Boyfriend: There is only one thing I would ever want you to change about yourself.
Girlfriend: Hmm... and what might that be?
Boyfriend: Your last name.
<3
sooooo cute!
***NOT MINE AT ALL*** idea of quote does not belong to me at all! fades from All_Requests

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TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 10:08pm UTC

I e t s ju s t t a ke 2 s e c o n d s to re m e m be r 9 /1 1
and click the heart for those who died that day.
RIP
f for

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mjalltheway2233
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 4:18pm UTC

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't Touch this.
Sincerely, The Little Triangle

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
November 7, 2010 7:18pm UTC

I Was On Witty
when I came across the page of a quiet girl that I recognized from school.
I was shocked to see that her quotes were all heartbroken; she was so in love
with this guy. her quotes had so much emotion put into them. she put in how
she cries herself to sleep every night, how she's invisible to him, and then I saw
one from the day my boyfriend and I started dating, and I saw that it said.......
"today he asked her out, fml x/3"
i realized... the girl she's so heartbroken over is the guy that I'm dating.
so I texted him, and I dumped him. not hard, but I just simply dumped the guy.
the following day, I was in the hallways, a few feet away from the girl's locker &
my ex- boyfriend came up to me and said "what was that about last night?"
I smiled, pointed to the girl, and said to him, "see that girl over there? yeah...
she loves you more than I ever will."

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PlanetCoolKids
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC

Today, I found an M&M
in a bag of skittles.
I believe it was spying on the enemy.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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allicanbeisme
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 6:27am UTC

Can we get 2,976 favs to remember the 2,976 people who died on 09/11/01?
Okay, so I don’t expect THAT many but at least 100, not for me but in loving memory for all those killed in 9/11.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Friendly reminder: your future and your health are more important than having a six pack. Your abs aren’t visible in clothes, and the people who see you when you’re not in clothes don’t care if you have visible abs or not. So they’re there for your own personal enjoyment, and if you decide you enjoy books or tv or cinnamon rolls more than you enjoy having abs, then that is a perfectly legitimate life decision and you have nobody to answer to but yourself.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 5:08pm UTC

He
HAS THE CUTEST SMILE.

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