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baconhealsthesoul

1. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 27, 2011 11:06pm UTC
   Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
   
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2. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 17, 2011 10:50pm UTC
   when when shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends might hear you...
   
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3. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 17, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.
   
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4. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 17, 2011 10:39pm UTC
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5. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 17, 2011 5:47pm UTC
   In preschool we hated nap time.
   Now we wish we had it.
   
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6. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 15, 2011 9:49pm UTC
   Do you work at Subway?
   Because you just gave me a footlong.
   
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7. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 15, 2011 2:05pm UTC
   if you scream the lyrics during the Lazy Song when it says...
   "Oh my God this is great!"
   <3 this
   
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8. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 15, 2011 1:26pm UTC
   Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.
   -Lilo and Stitch
   
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9. baconhealsthesoul
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   June 15, 2011 1:19pm UTC
   What you call dog with no legs?
   Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.<3
   
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10. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 15, 2011 12:24am UTC
    Don't you hate it when people call you out online?
    Then the next day they act like everything is fine?
    
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11. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 14, 2011 1:17am UTC
    Why are people awkward over phone...
    But so alive over text?
    
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12. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 14, 2011 12:58am UTC
    If I died tonight, you wouldn't cry for a day.
    If you died tonight, I'd cry for eternity.
    
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13. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 14, 2011 12:44am UTC
    Today I caught myself smiling for no reason... then I realized I was thinking about you.
    
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14. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 14, 2011 12:34am UTC
    My head says, "Who cares?"
    Then my heart says, "You do stupid."
    
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15. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 14, 2011 12:24am UTC
    Story of my Life:
    I look in the fridge three times thinking some premade meal is going to appear the next time i open it.
    
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16. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 14, 2011 12:12am UTC
    If it wasn't for Google, my homework wouldn't get done.
    
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17. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 14, 2011 12:07am UTC
    A break up is like a broken mirror.
    It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
    
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18. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 13, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    "Love is like a virus.
    It can happen to anybody at any time.”
    
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19. baconhealsthesoul
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    June 13, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    That awkward moment:
    when you say bye to someone then
    walk in the same direction their going.
    
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20. baconhealsthesoul
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you see a 3rd
    grader with a better phone than you.
    
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