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1. babyphatpg
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   Yahoo! Answers
   Resolved Question
   How do you get youtube to come film you?
   I've been calling calling calling Youtube all day to come film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they won't come.
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   Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
   *facepalm*
   format credit jimmy365
   
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2. babyphatpg
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   One thing I will never get over is..
   Rebbeca Black's parents. I mean where the heck where they when she was getting death threats and hate letters. And they didn't even have the spine to tell her she wasn't the greatest singer. What type of parenting is that?
   format by sandrasaurus
   
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3. babyphatpg
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   Scrolling through quotes on witty
   *sees*
   HIDDEN QUOTE
   HIDDEN QUOTE
   Me: Wtf?
   Me: Maybe it's a trick!
   *clicks* *doesn't work*
   Me: oooh. I get it. I GOTTA HIGLIGHT. Pssh i knew that
   *high lights* *doesn't work*
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Damn you witty! WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN MEEEEEEEE!!
   Me:
   Me:
   Witty:
   Me:
   Steve:
   Witty Girls:
   Big Time Rush:
   One Direction:
   Jimmy Neutron:
   Jenna Marbles:
   Cat-Dog:
   Tom &Jerry: BOOM!
   Me: Oh yea that's right There's an ignore button now. haha.
   
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4. babyphatpg
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 1:13pm UTC
   && howmany of you people actually know why the number "25" is funny from spongbob?
   
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5. babyphatpg
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   Guy: Would you like to be the sun of my life
   Girl: Yes!
   Guy: Ok Stay 92,955,867.2 miles away from me
   Girl:
   
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6. babyphatpg
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 2:21pm UTC
   Did steve just write, "don't like one direction?" wow. I really does read our quotes.
   
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7. babyphatpg
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   July 4, 2012 11:57am UTC
   A person that can bleed for one week straight, and still survive. Girls, they're stronger than you think.
   
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8. babyphatpg
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   I am tired of this one direction fued. Steve, please make a category for one direction.
   I mean seriously. Here's my argument and I'm ready for the hate
   To Directioners; I know that you love them. really I do. And I know it's not fair that you don't get to spread your love about them without people hating you, but sometimes when people come on witty they don't want to see a one direction quote as top comment. They came on witty to feel better. To get through their heart ache for troubles. Seeing one diretion once in a while is alright. Just not alot.
   To people who make quotes about how they hate the people who make quotes about one direction;
   Seriosuly. i'm furious at you guys. your not making it better. your being hypocritical. Seeing one quote that says "Ugh I hate this and that one direction taking up witty." I mean when people where raving over jenna marbles did anyone say anything? Yea justin beiber got a little hate but it wasn't this crazy.
   So all i'm saying is that I want this fight to end. I myself don't hate one direction. If fans will calm down. and if anti fans will shut up a bit Witty would be better. Also There's probably a few mistakes on here but who gives a fluck(; Alright peace out. And let hate comments come.
   
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9. babyphatpg
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 12:41pm UTC
   He moved away.
   And my friends we're planning our wedding and everything.
   
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10. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    WHAT I IF TOLD YOU
    You read the top line wrong.
    
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11. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    *When A girl apologizes to a guy*
    Girl: Baby, I'm sorry. i love you so much
    Guy: But, I think you don't know your wrong yet
    Girl: *cries*
    Guy: Sh*t! Your forgiven babe!
    *When A guy apologizes to a girl*
    Guy: Honey, I'm sorry for everything
    Girl: No.
    Guy: What can I do to make things better
    Girl: Nothing
    Guy: I love you!
    Girl: Ok
    Guy:
    
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12. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Computer: Would you like to try the tutorial before playing this game?
    Me: Pshht No
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: How the f*ck do you play this game.
    
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13. babyphatpg
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    June 21, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Guy says to sandwich: Go make me a woman
    Sandwich: forever alone
    
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14. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:47am UTC
    The awkward when the voice in your head has already said moment..
    
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15. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:39am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:01am UTC
    Well, I feel like a troll.
    because I read the hunger games book three years before the movie even came out.
    And I shoved the book in people's face saying READ IT!
    No one listened to me.
    Now three years later everyone is going gaga over it.
    And I'm just sitting here like, "I told you, people."
    So now when ever someone reads it I ask them ,
    Where they are in the book,
    And be all like, "oh, primrose dies,"
    My mom is my enemy now(:
    
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17. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 11:38am UTC
    911, what is your emergency?
    My, uh Girlfriend.
    She's having
    a hard time
    with her
    life.
    
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18. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    && has any one ever wondered..
    Who was the first person to come up with the abbreviation: "nmq" and "nmf"?
    
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19. babyphatpg
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    June 10, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Me behave!? Seriously!? As a kid I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cindarella arived home after midnight,Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived with seven men, Popeye smoked and had tattoos, Pacman ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced performance. The fault is not mine -_-
    
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20. babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Me: *See's an awesome quote and faves*
    Witty: "Uh oh. Something happend. Please sign in to fave quote."
    Me: -_____-
    Me: *Signs out* *signs back in*
    Me: *Faves quote*
    Witty: "Please sign in to fave this quote"
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me: *throws computer out of window*
    
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