babygurrl423

babygurrl423
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January 7, 2006 9:18am UTC

one day this old woman went to work. on the way she passed by a pet store. she saw a parrot in the window and all of a sudden he said"hey lady ur ugly". the woman waz really furious so she left to work. on the way back she saw the parrot and he said the same thing to her. caus of how angry she waz she went into the pet store and told the manager that she will sew the store and kill the parrot if he ever calls me ugly again. the manager promised that the bird would never call her ugly again and soon the woman went home. the next day she passed by the pet store again in order to go to work and the parrot said " hey lady". the woman goes don't u hav anythin else to say assumin the bird would apologize. the bird goes " u kno wat"

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December 19, 2005 4:01pm UTC

say fort 5 times
spell it 3 times
say it 4 times
spell it 5 times
say it 8 more times
now wat do u eat soup with?
really? i eat mine wit a spoon.

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December 19, 2005 3:59pm UTC

waazzzzz uppppp???
- scary movie

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December 14, 2005 1:08pm UTC

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

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December 8, 2005 1:42pm UTC

OnLy <3LuV<3 CaN LaSt 4 Eva

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babygurrl423
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December 8, 2005 1:41pm UTC

keep smilin it makes people wonder wat ur up 2

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babygurrl423
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December 8, 2005 1:35pm UTC

nice face but wat r u gonna do when the baboon wants hiz a$$ bac??

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babygurrl423
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December 8, 2005 1:34pm UTC

don't drink and drive becaz then u might spill ur beer

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December 7, 2005 4:19pm UTC

itz better to hav 1 true friend than 10 fake ones

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babygurrl423
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December 7, 2005 4:15pm UTC

If U DiDnT C It ThAn I DiDnT Do It!

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December 7, 2005 3:56pm UTC

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

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babygurrl423
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October 1, 2005 5:31pm UTC

watz happened to this world? u steal one rose from a homeless guy then u get put into jail. itz become from grand theft auto to grand theft carnation!

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October 1, 2005 5:24pm UTC

there waz once a blonde who waz lookin 4 a job as a "handy-man". she goes up to a house and asks the guy at the door if she could do n e thin around the house 4 sum money. the guy goes "shur, i'll give u 50 $ if u paint my porch". the blonde agrees. she finishes paintin the porch and goes bac up to the door to receive her money. the guy says thank u 4 a good job and the blonde goes shur no problem, and jus about she waz goin to leave she turns her head and says to the guy " by the way that wazn't a Porch that waz a ferari"

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