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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 4:09pm UTC
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    marshmel lows cannot f ly;
    I cannot fly.
    Therefore, I am a marshmellow.
    [[♥if you, too, are a marshmellow.]]
    follow me, i follow back:) -love, jimmy365

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Making unecessary noises
    when you're bored.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:20am UTC
    What am I supposed to do?
    when the best part of me was always you.♥

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Waking up for school:(-_-)
    Waking up on a holiday: \( 'O' )/

  5. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:05am UTC
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  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:53am UTC
    PRETENDING TO"NEVER GET THE TEXT"
    FROM SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS YOU.

  7. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:41am UTC
    Worst Feelings,
    1.Randomly getting your period
    2.Finding out your crush likes someone else
    3.Failing a test you studies really hard for
    4.Canceled plans
    5.Feeling alone in a crowded room
    6.Not beeing good enough


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    my grandpa: Saint Bernards are known to
    turn on people. they're kind to you one second,
    & the next, they're vicious monsters.
    me: just like teenage girls.

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    those messages
    YOU NEVER WANT TO ERASE.

  11. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    The smiles are fake.
    The tears are real.

  12. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    when you yell your friends name
    and they don't turn around so you just sit there like
    ಠ_ಠ
    okay then

  13. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    The Suite Life Of
    Zack And Cody
    Is the only place where there is a
    dumb asian and a smart blonde.
    edwardscissorhands
    (follow me, i follow back!)

  14. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Today I
    walked up to the girl I like , rubbed her back, and said
    "I thought angels had wings"
    fave if you want a guy like me in your life

  15. elliexgrayce15 elliexgrayce15
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 11:04am UTC
    thatawkwardmomentwhen
    your teacher says something perverted and wonders why we're all laughing ..

  16. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    If they read your Witty,
    your parents would be in tears.
    If they read your Witty,
    your best friends would be confused.
    If they read your Witty,
    your teachers would feel sick inside.
    If they read your Witty,
    your enemines, and those who bullied you would be shocked.
    If they read your Witty,
    those who never met you, would judge you.
    If they read your Witty,
    they'd all be guilty because they never saw the difference
    between the person they thought you were, and the person you really are.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    ***********
    kid one: "when i grow up, i want to be a doctor!"
    kid two: "i want to be a hairdresser!"
    kid three: "i want to be a zookeeper!
    teacher: "lizzy, what do you want to be?"
    little me: "i want to be a unicorn."
    teacher: "you mean you want to have a unicorn?'
    little me: "no. i am going to be a unicorn."
    teacher: "unicorns don't exist..."
    little me: "you're just jealous that i'm a unicorn."
    we found this conversation ^ on a tape that my mom recorded of my first day of kindergarten.i haven't changed at all (:
    ***********

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 3:11pm UTC
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  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    when you spell a word correctly
    but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence.

  20. breatheandlove breatheandlove
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    everybody dies
    but not everybody lives ♥

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