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babealert01

1. babealert01
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   you have plans so...
   ***put on sh/t ton of makeup***
   plans get cancelled...
   "SH/T WHAT A F/CKING WASTE OF F/CKING MAKEUP."
   
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2. babealert01
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   June 12, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   my boyfriend proposed to me.
   with a ring pop, in front of his friends.
   at school.
   and it wasn't a joke.
   i said yes .
   
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3. babealert01
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   May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
   when your crying, and you want to stop..you L I C K your tears..or atleast attempt to.
   
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4. babealert01
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   March 29, 2012 8:51pm UTC
   Before i die i will;
   meet John Cena. & ask him to arm wrestle.
   
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5. babealert01
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   March 4, 2012 5:25pm UTC
   for all the men who say "why buy a whole cow, when you can get milk for free".
   UPDATE*: nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? because they realized, it's not worth it buying a whole pig...just to end up with a little sausage.
   
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6. babealert01
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   February 23, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   uniform on
   hair tied
   chilling with my bow up high
   that's when i'm the happiest
   you know its competition time.
   ♥
   let's go my ladies, time to kick some a$$.
   
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7. babealert01
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   February 20, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   guy friends > girl friends..
   
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8. babealert01
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   February 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC
   what do i get my boyfriend for valentines day? HELP!
   
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9. babealert01
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   February 9, 2012 6:21pm UTC
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10. babealert01
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    February 7, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    here is the way i see it; you have two choices. one is right, one isn't.
    you can be the one that saves someones life, or destroys the chances of them living it.
    
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11. babealert01
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    February 6, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    i want to be kissed in the rain like in A Cinderella Story..i want to dance in the middle of the street like in The Notebook..i want to meet your parents for the first time coverd in mud like in The Last Song..i want T.R.U.E L.O.V.E.
    is that too much to ask?
    
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12. babealert01
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    February 6, 2012 9:00pm UTC
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13. babealert01
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    January 17, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    dear mother nature,
    the saying "better late then never" does not apply to the snow.
    love, the people who hate snow.
    
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14. babealert01
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    January 15, 2012 10:38am UTC
    why is witty now changing all the swear words to like "forget" or something? i said w h o r e..and they changed it to "lady of the night"..wtf?
    
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15. babealert01
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    January 12, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    BALL SO HARD
    <3
    
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16. babealert01
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    January 12, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    apparently, tree hugging is frowned upon in Temple Run.
    
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17. babealert01
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    January 8, 2012 11:21am UTC
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18. babealert01
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    January 7, 2012 9:06am UTC
    we ALL remeber the backstreet boys & NSYNC..am i the only one that knows all their songs by heart still
    and can bellt them out at any second?
    please tell me im not..
    
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19. babealert01
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    January 7, 2012 8:40am UTC
    The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie, the next 10 are spent trying to look like her.
    
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20. babealert01
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    January 1, 2012 4:22am UTC
    & who else puts mascara on with their eyes open..
    
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