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b_staves

1. b_staves
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2011 2:53am UTC
   bad spellers of the WORLD
   UNTIE!
   
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2. b_staves
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2011 10:20pm UTC
   Press the heart if you can read this.-►Did you konw taht as lnog as the fsirt and lsat ltteres in a wrod are rgiht tahn you can siltl raed the wrod? The hmuan barin dsoent raed the wolhe wrod, jsut sikms oevr it.
   
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3. b_staves
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   Getting annoyed when you're trying to read a quote while the font is on size negative 1 million
   
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4. b_staves
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2011 4:21pm UTC
   Dragging your friend out of bed and down the dark hallway after watching paranormal activity.
   
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5. b_staves
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 4:45pm UTC
   Being all excited when
   you get like 80 faves
   and then checking the
   top faves and thinking
   "wow, way to ruin everything"
   
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6. b_staves
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   Would you like a side of
   Epic with that
   Fail?
   
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7. b_staves
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2011 4:31am UTC
   If tomatoes are fruits,
   isn't ketchup a fruit smoothie?
   
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8. b_staves
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2011 9:35pm UTC
   Am I the only person that
   feels like they favorite
   every single quote?
   
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9. b_staves
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2010 6:22pm UTC
   Robot unicorns from around the world,
   UNITE!!
   
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10. b_staves
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 8:09pm UTC
    If Harry Potter's a wizard, then why doesn't he just fix his own eyesight?
    
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11. b_staves
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    me: OMG I look HORRIBLE in this picture
    friend: no you dont
    me: yes i do
    friend: no you dont!
    me: yes i do!
    friend: your right, you do
    me: I do not!
    
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12. b_staves
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash,
    you tossed it in the trash you did.
    To give me all your love was all I ever asked, 'cause
    What you don't understand is
    I'd catch a grenade for you,
    throw my hand on a blade for you,
    I'd jump in front of a train for you
    but you wont do the same.
    
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13. b_staves
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 7:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your texting someone and you run out of things to say.
    
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14. b_staves
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 9:28pm UTC
    The more you learn, the more you know.
    The more you know, the more you forget.
    The more you forget, the less you know.............
    Soooooo, why learn?
    
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