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Member Since: 16 Oct 2010 04:32pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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Heey(:I'm Wendy. I'm 12 and Nonee of my friends goo on this website soo I'm a loner on here haha. I'm kinda new but you should really talk to mee(: Alrighty. Have fun looking at my quotes! By the waay im the one on the leeeft of the pictuure. i look like a twoo year old in that one soo imma put a new one up soon hahaha♥
  1. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 5:02pm UTC
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    My Friends and i come up with soo many inside jokes(=
    Aheem, Why Yeess.. we do have one about feces...
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  2. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    "Do Braces Hurt?"
    Nooo! Of course not! The dentist just puts a metal ring around your back molar, and wires in your mouth. It doesn't hurt at all...

  3. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    ¤ And Some Day I'm Gonna Try Out For ¤
    American Idol
    ¤ And Show Them What Singing Is ¤

  4. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    ♦ Friendship is like peeing your pants ♦
    ♦ Everyone can see it ♦
    ♦ But only you get that warm feeling it brings ♦
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  5. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 10:24pm UTC
    Me: Hi
    Cleverbot: No
    Me: When i see your face.
    Cleverbot: No, it isnt
    Me: Yes, i believe it is.
    Cleverbot: you can't believe
    me: WOW
    Cleverbot: do you know what love is?
    Me: why do you care?
    Cleverbot: i care about everything
    Me: you sketch!
    Cleverbot:Do you speak French?

  6. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    danielle is cute(:
    looooove Wen-Wen ;D

  7. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    Girl: But i thought you said forever?
    Boy: you didnt really believe me, did you?!
    Girl: what?!
    Boy: honey, forevers a long time.
    Girl: Don't call me honey. Don't call me. Don't talk to me. Don't text me. Ever. I Dont want to see you again.
    Boy: Baby i didnt mean it. i love you.
    Girl: oh shut it! you expect me to believe in forever and now you expect me to believe that you still love me?
    And now this girl
    goes on her whole life
    not believing in
    FOREVER
    DearGuys,
    Be careful with your girls.
    They are more fragile than you think.
    Thanks,
    Me

  8. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    i finally got a top q u ote!
    and then there was that one person
    who said it was jocked...
    uhmm no for your information
    it wasnt...!

  9. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 9:08pm UTC
    A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
    The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
    "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
    "When I grew up I was BLACK, "
    "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
    "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
    "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
    "When I die I'll be BLACK."
    "But you sir."
    "When you are born you're PINK".
    "When you grow up you're WHITE, "
    "When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
    "When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
    "When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
    "And when you die you turn PURPLE.
    "And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

  10. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 4:10pm UTC
    ♥Thank you Veterans♥
    ♥So muchh♥
    ♥for what you do♥

  11. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 4:06pm UTC
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  12. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:50pm UTC
    This was my heart before i met you

    Now look at what you have done to it
    <\3

  13. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:43pm UTC
    ♥You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.♥
    ~Dr. Seuss

  14. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.
    ~Curtis Judalet

  15. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    "Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossoms had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two."
    -St. Augustine

  16. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
    ~Albert Einstein

  17. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:31pm UTC
    That feeling of frustration when you're trying to balance the light switch in the middle of off and on
    i know i do it(:

  18. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    If you want a perfect girls that you can boss around,
    go buy a
    Barbie

  19. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    You were SERIOUS?!
    and i thought you were actually becoming funny

  20. azul20001111 azul20001111
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    So i was talking to my
    guuy friend
    and then randomly i started ignoring
    him for the rest of the day.
    Even thoughh he hadnt done anything wrong, he
    apologized...
    These Days Sorry's just another word.

:)

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