ayshau123 posted a quote
February 25, 2015 2:34pm UTC
Teacher: As a teacher our homework is to mark yours and plan lessons Student: So does that mean when we get to watch movies you couldn't be bothered to do your homework. that takes no planning Teacher: (shocked and remains silent) Student: That means I'm right then! :)
ayshau123 posted a quote
January 15, 2015 1:53pm UTC
Before: type 'witty' in Google and immediately got Witty Profiles as the top result Now: 'witty' *scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll* Me: Oh look, it's Witty Profiles